Other Craptions

Sargeant Pepper's Extra Lonely Hearts club bahd.

"Come on guys, if we don't get this right we are going to look like fools. And a one, and a two..."

This one time, at band camp ...

....and that was the LAST time I tried LSD

Not Pictured: Dignity

Best Creed tribute band ever. Period.

I hate this restaurant

Man.. the W.W.E. is getting really gimmicky

You know, so many bad things are said about school bullying, but let's face it. It prevents THIS.

Some schools uniforms were worse than others.

Being a rebel, Phil decided to where the beret and a kilt alternative to the uniform.

Somewhere someone is masturbating furiously to this.

The only thing that got laid in this picture is the carpet.

Michael Jacksons funeral band

"Let's blow it in A Minor and no rape jokes, Gary."

Years from now, cultural anthropologists and historians will have no fucking idea how to deal with Boston.

T.G.I McLeprechauns always goes way overboard on the amount of Flare that their employees wear!

Oh When the Taints go Marching In

Bilbo sighed, his gay celtic cousins were in town again...

Well, it was this or Nickelback. Guess what I chose...

Who knew the Emerald City had a homeless problem?

Because the band geeks need someone to scorn.

The new World of Warcraft expansion just expands into your closet.

A Green Exit sign? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!

3 fine examples of times when "Mom should have swallowed."

Uh-oh... Gay Week on Cracked rears it's ugly head once again!

Upon his death, Liberace gave all of his elves their freedom.

"We represent, the fucked up hat guild, the fucked up hat guild, the fucked up hat guild . . ."

Whoever voted for "Uh-oh... Gay Week on Cracked rears it's ugly head once again!" Will be gang raped by these guys, and their instruments.

The one time France said "Fuck surrendering; let's beat the shit out of these guys."

Not surprisingly, they can be booked on extremely short notice.

It appears that, despite legislation, three children were left behind.

Honey, I didn't forget dinner, I was leaving work when I was ambushed by...nevermind, I forgot dinner.

Somebody got a Beadazzler for Christmas!

Somewhere a Japanese guy is just shaking his head at how weird this is.

Strangely enough, they're a Metallica tribute band.

The 6th thing hippies don't want you to know about Woodstock.

"Def Leprechaun"

I have to admit. Kanye is right about Beyonce's video being better.

Needs more cowbell

To absolutley ensure that they'll never get laid, they chose to play "Moulin Rouge"

I don't care if you don't like them guys, but it took me over 3000 hours to bedazzle are uniforms, and dammit, we are going to wear them!

Sometimes I really doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion!

I never thought I'd say this...but I'd rather have a Mariachi band.

What does a Scotsman wear under his (sequined) kilt? Magical beans.

At least it's a break from Hollywood's obsession with the dark-blue noir look.

Saxophone players get all the girls.

Yes, but can they play?

The name of this band is We're Being Paid.