Craptions Classics September 20, 2009

Ok so i put the apple on my head,and stand there?

jeevesz

Other Craptions

Rammstein's kids have the same display every year at the science fair.

landmine76

"All right guys, all right... I think we can be reasonably sure that she wasn't a witch..."

Thomas Calnan

"Flaming Homosexuals" has a different meaning in the south

Coughman

now THAT's a firing squad

If Michael Bay made airhorns...

bubblebrain

Extreme Limbo

Barack Obama's heathcare death panel actually looks pretty awesome

Teecko

Safety glasses are mandatory. Leaning back and screaming about how awesome you are is optional.

landmine76

Lighting the candles at an NRA birthday party...

bubblebrain

No, Mr. Trump -- YOU'RE fired!!

Julius_Goat

First person whose baby stops screaming wins!

BowToTheBard

We like our marshmallows extra crispy!

Fkelleghan

Smokey the Bear does not know who he's fucking with.

Ceveron

The MTV awards are preparing a first line of defense for the award winners.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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