Other Craptions

Rammstein's kids have the same display every year at the science fair.

"All right guys, all right... I think we can be reasonably sure that she wasn't a witch..."

"Flaming Homosexuals" has a different meaning in the south

now THAT's a firing squad

If Michael Bay made airhorns...

Extreme Limbo

Barack Obama's heathcare death panel actually looks pretty awesome

Safety glasses are mandatory. Leaning back and screaming about how awesome you are is optional.

Lighting the candles at an NRA birthday party...

No, Mr. Trump -- YOU'RE fired!!

First person whose baby stops screaming wins!

We like our marshmallows extra crispy!

Smokey the Bear does not know who he's fucking with.

The MTV awards are preparing a first line of defense for the award winners.

And Chuck Norris's corpse STILL wasn't cremated.

See kids? Everyone is wearing eye goggles so it's completely safe!

The Joker should never have been trusted to organize the carnival games.

What's YOUR zombie contingency plan?

Okay, I think the chicken's ready.

It's ok! We have a fire extinguisher... right underneath the fire... SHIT!

"That's the last time that bastard sends back his burger for being too fucking rare."

Stop it!! (sob) He's already deeeaaad

Man conquered fire, woman put a leash on it, and then it was corporatized.

Homo week at CRAPTIONS is officially over, this week it's HOMOPHOBES.

With Paula Abdul off the show, American Idol judges can now let their true feelings show.

My dad always taught me to fight fire with fire. The Fire Brigade sacked me within 10 minutes.

What? They didn't have pitchforks.

"You called us flamers? Well who's flaming now, motherfucker!"

Pre-internet flame wars.

Chuck Norris's child had to blow these out on his 13th birthday.

The guys with Super Soakers didn't stand a chance.

With our powers combined, we are... FLAME-O! Also, we're not getting laid.

Just in case you need to commit murder AND violate the Geneva convention at the same time

Frosty the snowman will NOT be terrorizing this town, not ever again!

"Okay, that's the last copy of Harry Potter. Back to the revival."

Michael Bay's The Grapes of Wrath

Most people just hire a clown for their kid's birthday.

The only way to feel clean after having sex with Paris Hilton...

This is why Texas should never patrol it's own border

All I can think of right now is: "Hot enough for ya?"....fuck my life...

A sure fire way to get rid of head lice.

The Greeks had Socrates and Plato, the Italians had Da Vinci and Michelangelo, we have this and NOTHING ELSE.

In some cultures they have special methods for teaching men not to LEAVE THE FUCKING SEAT UP!

because sometimes a BBQ isn't manly enough

Wow, that guy just got BURNED!

Hunters need to prepare for the impending threat of quails

"Why don't you just let it dry?!"

I've seen the one at the carnival where you shoot water into a clown's mouth to blow up a balloon, but what the hell is this?

Let's hope the invading force has no high tech, long range weapons. Like a gun, for instance