Other Craptions

  1. We're not saying you have to give the church 10 percent of your income. We're just saying that something bad might happen if you don't.
    Blinker_Fluid
    302 Crack-Ups
  2. Reservoir Gods
    librarianmike
    233 Crack-Ups
  3. English, heathen! Doth thou speak it?
    spectre_vampire
    138 Crack-Ups
  4. Gay week on Cracked has gone on long enough.
    Mikelibrarian
    93 Crack-Ups
  5. Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!
    CavalierX
    89 Crack-Ups
  6. This is what priests look like in the Matrix
    andy3t
    86 Crack-Ups
  7. They are going to party like it's 1099.
    Blinker_Fluid
    77 Crack-Ups
  8. "Alright. Let's baptize the shit out of this kid."
    zero82
    76 Crack-Ups
  9. The few, the proud, the Jesuits.
    Blinker_Fluid
    60 Crack-Ups
  10. Men in Brown.
    Zounds!
    58 Crack-Ups
  11. The main suspects in yesterday's drive-by baptisms.
    E. Kelly
    54 Crack-Ups
  12. "Yeah, you BETTER pray."
    ChaseMitchell
    46 Crack-Ups
  13. No motherfucking Grinch was going to steal Christmas THIS year.
    Fkelleghan
    45 Crack-Ups
  14. The Boondock Saints
    45 Crack-Ups
  15. Coming soon from Rockstar: Grand Theft Auto: Vatican City
    Diasdiem
    43 Crack-Ups
  16. Look out! It's the brothers from Our Lady of the Broken Kneecaps.
    Blinker_Fluid
    42 Crack-Ups
  17. Goodfriars.
    jtklove
    41 Crack-Ups
  18. Somebody's got to pimp the nuns.
    E. Kelly
    37 Crack-Ups
  19. The Name of the Rose 2: Shit Just Got Real
    Fkelleghan
    35 Crack-Ups
  20. No one expects the New Jersey Inquisition
    bcanders
    33 Crack-Ups
  21. Our god is so bright, we've gotta wear shades
    bcanders
    32 Crack-Ups
  22. "They took a vow of silence... and badass."
    Ralf Bakr
    28 Crack-Ups
  23. Christian Rap, the only thing lamer than Christian Rock.
    Zounds!
    27 Crack-Ups
  24. The Friaring Squad
    BadTrip
    27 Crack-Ups
  25. Resevoir Dogma
    Diasdiem
    25 Crack-Ups
  26. Felonious Monks
    Diasdiem
    24 Crack-Ups
  27. Sometimes pagans gotta get whacked.
    jtklove
    23 Crack-Ups
  28. The fuck you looking at, heathen?
    Diasdiem
    20 Crack-Ups
  29. Do you know what they call a quarter-pounder in the Vatican City?
    Spirolli
    20 Crack-Ups
  30. Peace be with you...motherfucker.
    Gatt
    18 Crack-Ups
  31. not pictured: The Devil pissing his pants
    SirID25
    17 Crack-Ups
  32. Time to convert some Jews.
    SirID25
    17 Crack-Ups
  33. Live in His name or Die Hard
    Dunstin Checks Out
    16 Crack-Ups
  34. Hey David, I don't question the orders we get, all I know is his name is Dan Brown, he's some kind of writer, and we are supposed to bring his fingers back to the vatican.
    arm66
    16 Crack-Ups
  35. Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night, nor sectarian violence ...
    Fkelleghan
    16 Crack-Ups
  36. What's it going to take to get you in a new religion today?
    SoCalDelta
    16 Crack-Ups
  37. Who can rock the hell outta shades? The Francis-cans.
    Zounds!
    16 Crack-Ups
  38. We're gonna make you an offering you can't refuse!!!
    Backinblack
    14 Crack-Ups
  39. Reservoir Monks
    bcanders
    14 Crack-Ups
  40. What's that, a sissy? You callin' St. Francis a sissy?
    Rex-Jester
    14 Crack-Ups
  41. Swayze's new Entourage.
    Dunstin Checks Out
    13 Crack-Ups
  42. The Right(eous) Stuff
    RobertJSawyer
    12 Crack-Ups
  43. PROTECT YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!
    WOITAS
    12 Crack-Ups
  44. They're the equivalent of one Michael Jackson.
    12 Crack-Ups
  45. We've come to collect our protection tithe.
    spectre_vampire
    12 Crack-Ups
  46. CSI Vatican
    papajon0s1
    12 Crack-Ups
  47. You remember when you prayed to God and the Red Sox won the pennant, and you won that bet? Well God is here for his cut!
    Backinblack
    12 Crack-Ups
  48. UPS: United Priest Service
    Dunstin Checks Out
    12 Crack-Ups
  49. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!!!!
    mabogo
    12 Crack-Ups