Craptions Classics September 17, 2009

They came to pray to God and kick ass. And they're all out of God.

Julius_Goat

Other Craptions

We're not saying you have to give the church 10 percent of your income. We're just saying that something bad might happen if you don't.

Blinker_Fluid

English, heathen! Doth thou speak it?

spectre_vampire

Gay week on Cracked has gone on long enough.

Mikelibrarian

Well, I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition!

CavalierX

This is what priests look like in the Matrix

andy3t

They are going to party like it's 1099.

Blinker_Fluid

"Alright. Let's baptize the shit out of this kid."

zero82

The few, the proud, the Jesuits.

Blinker_Fluid

Men in Brown.

Zounds!

The main suspects in yesterday's drive-by baptisms.

Kelly Robinson

"Yeah, you BETTER pray."

ChaseMitchell

No motherfucking Grinch was going to steal Christmas THIS year.

Fkelleghan

The Boondock Saints

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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