Craptions Classics September 16, 2009

That is the second ugliest giant penis I have seen today.

walterscarff

Other Craptions

Tim Burton directs a Sex Ed video.

The Whatthefuckasaurus

Blinker_Fluid

The zombie apocalypse also affected giraffes.

WOITAS

aaaaand Gay Week at Cracked is in full swing!

librarianmike

Aww man, someone took the shard out of the dark crystal again.

navybond007

Recycle your water bottles kids....otherwise Igor the Global Warming monster will get you!

SoCalDelta

Harold couldn't understand why everyone was paying $5 for bottled water at the concession stand when he was giving it away for free.

ChaseMitchell

"If your erection lasts for longer than three hours, grows to the size of an adult giraffe, sprouts a hideous face and a mouth full of teeth, please consult your physician."

Julius_Goat

How lesbians see male genitalia.

cigjonser

Okay, creationists. Do you believe in evolution NOW?

Kelly Robinson

And next we have an example of an erection that was inappropriatly wrapped in plastic

natebooze

whatever you do.... please do NOT stroke it's neck!

mephitic

"Eddie the friendly plastic-bottle recycling giraffe-man!" did not go over well with the children.

landmine76

Snuffleluffagus has not aged well.

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