Other Craptions

Tim Burton directs a Sex Ed video.

The Whatthefuckasaurus

The zombie apocalypse also affected giraffes.

aaaaand Gay Week at Cracked is in full swing!

Aww man, someone took the shard out of the dark crystal again.

Recycle your water bottles kids....otherwise Igor the Global Warming monster will get you!

Harold couldn't understand why everyone was paying $5 for bottled water at the concession stand when he was giving it away for free.

"If your erection lasts for longer than three hours, grows to the size of an adult giraffe, sprouts a hideous face and a mouth full of teeth, please consult your physician."

How lesbians see male genitalia.

Okay, creationists. Do you believe in evolution NOW?

And next we have an example of an erection that was inappropriatly wrapped in plastic

whatever you do.... please do NOT stroke it's neck!

"Eddie the friendly plastic-bottle recycling giraffe-man!" did not go over well with the children.

Snuffleluffagus has not aged well.

That's funny. It's not showing up on the Pokedex.

The Macy's Parade is experiencing budget cuts this year. For instance, that white guy was originally supposed to be wearing a shirt.

The land before time was alot better when I was a kid

"Sir, we are having numerous complaints about that new traffic warden you hired earlier this month..."

Cloning dinosaur DNA is a LOT less awesome than Jurassic Park led me to believe

Somebody call Paris Hilton. We may have a match for her here at eHarmony.

The rape awareness parade may have went a little to far this time

The land that time forgot, remembered briefly, then wished it could forget again.

Maybe we shouldn't have given him a circumcision.

Ok, here's the plan. We put it on Gary Busey's front lawn and then act like he's the only one that can see it.

I took a drop of this clear liquid and then all this happened!

All it wants is your love.

it will take more than global warming to scare me into recycling!....yep, yep that will do

"They all laughed when I said I could breed a chihuahua/giraffe hybrid!! BEHOLD!! THE CHIRAFFE!!"

In a miracle of evolution, this camel does not hold water in it's humps but instead in... oh, nevermind. It's just Uncle Fred.

Bob Henson, Jim's little brother, wasn't quite as talented as his relative.

The rancor in his later years, after a long battle with cocaine addiction.

Ice Age: Dawn of the Nightmares

Cracked is actually censoring craptions! Lame!

At least it drinks plenty of water. I wouldn't want it coming for blood.

Explain that, traffic copter.

What? The Trojan Horse wasn't subtle enough for you?

The man who sold me ecstacy also sells water.

That is definitely wrong. Why does it have two eyes?

This seems to be a slightly more inconvenient truth.

the water bottles are to scare off any monsters.

If experiencing an erection lasting more than 4 hours, call the National Guard

The real Jurassic Park proved just how wrong palaeontologists got the dinosaurs.

The Jurassic Park sequels just get worse every time.

You scream, I scream, We all scream when we see horrible water bottle dinosaur phantasms.

This is what the Hulk's dick looks like.... Gives a whole new meaning to "Hulk Smash"

Ok, now we KNOW George Lucas has finally lost his mind!

OM NOM NOM NOM burp

Don't worry, the Diplodocus was a plant-eating dinosaur.

Honey, I'm gonna be late.... theres some giant goddamn bottle of water penis thing in the road....yes i know what i just said