Craptions Classics September 15, 2009

why so queerious?

mephitic

Other Craptions

"Have you ever pole-danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

ChaseMitchell

Let's just hope that when he turns around we can't see the entrance to his Bat cave.

Kelly Robinson

Wanna know how I got these scars? No, I want you to put your pants back on.

GaseousClay

They decided to ditch Robin because he looked too gay.

slickjamesjik

Announcement: There will be no Craptions contest today, as all the fanboys just ejaculated to death.

CavalierX

"Wanna see a magic trick with a, uh... Pencil. Yeah, a pencil."

Unsaturated15

"I dressed the way you asked, JOKER. Now let Robin go. You don't have him? You know, I didn't think so. I just went along with your demands because... you know, just in case.

landmine76

"Do you hear the gay jokes? I think I hear the gay jokes."

Julius_Goat

He's only wearing his utility belt to conceal his "Boy Wonder".

jtklove

So Nolan signed Seth Rogan as the next Joker eh??

Ozweego

Damn you, Alfred!

CavalierX

This is what really killed Bruce Wayne's parents.

Blinker_Fluid

Bastard dad brought his kid to see this. And he's smiling about it.

landmine76

Play your cards right Batman, and tonight the Joke'll be on you.

Rex-Jester
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