Other Craptions

"Have you ever pole-danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

Let's just hope that when he turns around we can't see the entrance to his Bat cave.

Wanna know how I got these scars? No, I want you to put your pants back on.

They decided to ditch Robin because he looked too gay.

Announcement: There will be no Craptions contest today, as all the fanboys just ejaculated to death.

"Wanna see a magic trick with a, uh... Pencil. Yeah, a pencil."

"I dressed the way you asked, JOKER. Now let Robin go. You don't have him? You know, I didn't think so. I just went along with your demands because... you know, just in case.

"Do you hear the gay jokes? I think I hear the gay jokes."

He's only wearing his utility belt to conceal his "Boy Wonder".

So Nolan signed Seth Rogan as the next Joker eh??

Damn you, Alfred!

This is what really killed Bruce Wayne's parents.

Bastard dad brought his kid to see this. And he's smiling about it.

Play your cards right Batman, and tonight the Joke'll be on you.

Not pictured: the Riddler in a very strategically placed question mark.

"Everyone's staring at us. I told you we'd look stupid in rollerblades."

Why so queerious?

Will Ferrell + Joel Schumacher = never a good idea.

Batman Returns from the Closet

Sooooo 'bats'..... Do you want to start our epic battle anytime soon? OK, cool, we can just hang here a little more.

bi-so-curious

"So then I unleashed Rainbow Gas on the unsuspecting crowd."

The Heath Ledger crossover we've all been waiting for. Brokebat Mountain. Coming soon to a theater near you.

Robin you of your childhood memories.

I keep hearing about the new Batman game, but it doesn't look all that great from this screen shot.

Is this Gay Craptions Week?

This city will get the hero it needs, not the hero it deserves. The city, of course, being San Francisco.

Holy Homoeroticism, Batman!

Next on Batman and Throbbin!

hey kids wanna ride in the batmobile?

Just to let you know that's not paint on his face.

Thuper Heroes!

Wanna go back to my place and explore my bat cave?

Why can't you be a little more serious?

Joker honey, the only crime I see is that get-up!

Oh God, this is going to be on The Sci Fi Channel, isn't it.

Finally! Spiderman fans can look down on Batman fans.

Dark Knight: Starring Bruce Willis in a sexy spedo

Batman Begins Experimenting

Oh god, please don't riddle me this.

Kurt Cobain isn't dead! He just wanted to shield the world from his horrible DC-related fetishes.

Makes Val Kilmer's "nipple suit" look awesome.

could've been worse... imagine if it was Adam West and Ceaser Romero

"So then I said, 'Oh yeah? Well, not only could I do it, I could do it on ROLLER SKATES!' HA HA HA HA HA I showed her! I showed her! I . . . I'm an idiot."

Y'know, I think I've seen enough Batman movies.

Clit! Clit! Clit! Can we please have some hetro? I'm sick of these homo Craptions.

Thank God they didn't show Robin.

To the Butt-mobile!!! (God, these things just write themselves)

Buttman and the Choker