Craptions Classics September 14, 2009

Dear God — they've weaponized Easter!

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

H1C1 (more commonly known as the Clown Flu) is decimating the population.

Julius_Goat

The Day the Earth Said "Whatever"

jtklove

This picture is in poor taste. My parents were also killed by a cotton candy tsunami.

Julius_Goat

Timmy Hendrix's 'Rainbow Haze' didn't go over as well.

How gay potheads celebrate 4/20

SoCalDelta

The raincloud decided that, fuck it, he was going to go low. TRY AND USE YOUR GODDAMN UMBRELLAS NOW, PEOPLE!

landmine76

Who Blew up the gay guy?

callmekool

Tragedy struck today when the Power Puff Girls spontaneously combusted.

Backinblack

A concert in San Francisco is broken up with the Police Departments new "rainbow flair" tear gas.

navybond007

That's what girl farts look like, and now you know.

Ulises

Oh thank God, I was worried it would be hard to make a gay joke today. But it is pink, and pink equals gay, and gay equals funny! Thank you, math!

Julius_Goat

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically, pyrotechnically."

Fkelleghan

Cloudy, With a Chance of Cotton Candy

spud

The smoke is to protect concert patrons from looking directly into Nickelback's soulless eyes.

Brett-Butler
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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