Other Craptions

H1C1 (more commonly known as the Clown Flu) is decimating the population.

The Day the Earth Said "Whatever"

This picture is in poor taste. My parents were also killed by a cotton candy tsunami.

Timmy Hendrix's 'Rainbow Haze' didn't go over as well.

How gay potheads celebrate 4/20

The raincloud decided that, fuck it, he was going to go low. TRY AND USE YOUR GODDAMN UMBRELLAS NOW, PEOPLE!

Who Blew up the gay guy?

Tragedy struck today when the Power Puff Girls spontaneously combusted.

A concert in San Francisco is broken up with the Police Departments new "rainbow flair" tear gas.

That's what girl farts look like, and now you know.

Oh thank God, I was worried it would be hard to make a gay joke today. But it is pink, and pink equals gay, and gay equals funny! Thank you, math!

"I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically, pyrotechnically."

Cloudy, With a Chance of Cotton Candy

The smoke is to protect concert patrons from looking directly into Nickelback's soulless eyes.

in 2012 hitler returns, to partyyyy.

Tinkerbell is called in for Crowd Control

How the Republicans view our use of tax dollars

I'm not sure about a pot of gold but I'm betting there's some kind of pot at the end of that rainbow!!

When people smokes lots of weed, cotton candy merchants do very well.

That thing is eating Green Day! . . . YAH!

What a Carebear orgy and drug binge looks like.

How much for an ounce? It's not a fucking craption, I really want to know!

Dude, if a hundred stupid people do the same thing, it doesn't make it a smart thing.

"THIS is a HufflePuff school party? Screw Gryffindor!"

This is more gay than Kanye West

The Orkin Man finally makes his move.

Stephen King tries for a kinder, gentler, sexually ambiguous way to kill off people.

Wanna know what happens when unicorns explode?

I show up at 3:00 and this is what you give me? Thanks Cracked, you fuckers.

This picture will reap waay too many gay jokes.

If you see the pretty smoke, it's too late.

Damn, but cotton candy technology has sure improved since I was a kid.

Ok, Cracked, we get it. Queers are funny. Time to move on.

This crowd has had just about enough of Moby

Nom nom nom

Go pyrotechnics? Must be a Nickelback concert.

Obviously that pot was grown in San Francisco.

So Phlogiston replaced electricity after all.

An angry mob burns Joel Schumacher at the stake

Lady gagas coming out party where she admitted that she does indeed have a penis.

The world's first Massively Multiplayer Self Combustion-a-thon.

twenty-first century hippies

Such a wonderful aroma when you barbeque care bears, it really draws a crowd.

When the rain came out, it really CAME OUT.

This just in. Catholic church elects first gay pope. Details at 11.

Well, the aliens found the perfect way to subdue a crowd of humans: cotton candy!

To appear more sympathetic to the protesters, the police unleash the Rainbow Tear gas.

We tried to fight off the alien attack, but in the end they overwhelmed us with their farts.

It IS a gateway drug... a gateway into HELL!