Other Craptions

Middle school dances are always awkward.

How Republicans see gay marriage.

All I know is I ordered Mongolian beef, and these guys were dropped off at my door.

These boots are made for sodomy, and that's just what they'll do...

David vs. Goliath was a much sexier battle than the Bible would have you believe!

Is this the game or the prize?

"Say uncle!" "Okay, okay - UNCLE!" "Now call me daddy!" "WHAT?!?" "CALL... ME... DADDY!!"

Brokeback Mountain 2: Their Backs Are Actually Broken

All I know is they're outstanding in their field.

Shit.

Further proof that American football is the only real football.

It's crippling sad that I recognised this scene from a BBC documentary...

I could write more craptions, but it would involve looking at this picture longer, and I'm not ready for that kind of sacrifice.

Yeah, this is why I stopped watching PBS too.

The gayest wrestling match since... well, since every other wrestling match.

"Mr Limbaugh, I'd like you to meet Mr. Olbermann . . . Oh, I see you know each other already."

My first day at Coast Guard School was way weirder than I expected.

Worst Siamese twins ever.

Blood, sweat and tears might not be the only fluids involved here....

The humble beginnings of Genghis khan

Um, you're doing it wrong.

In retrospect, the Gay Goliaths were a terrible addition to the WWE tag team wrestling.

Men have no idea the kind of leverage it takes to get tight thigh-high boots on.

I had a very different expectation of Valhalla

They're fighting over the last pair of pants left in the country.

WFW - Worldwide FABULOUS Wrestling

Hugging: You're doing it wrong.

The moment when Bataar and Odval regret the lip rings.

After discovering that they wore the same outfit today, Marcus and Jeffery fight over who has to go home and change.

I'll have what was in their peace pipe.

Just be thankful they're not all greased up.

It's only gay if they make eye-contact.

This should be done in a castle! During a night-time electrical storm! With a proper mad scientist!

The rarely seen mating ritual of the San Franciscan male.

That's why I don't celebrate Festivus

Alright, I think the "bromance" concept is now being taken a bit too far.

Brokeback Prairie

In what state is this legal?

What caused that Indian in the old commercials to cry...

American football has tried to appeal to a number of demographics

Does this outfit make me look gay?

Greco-Rupaul Wrestling

I hate those airport screening checks now.

Mongolian Idol

I'm going to demonstrate to you how crap Nickelback are - using interpretive dance!

The kind of boys my milkshake brings to the yard.

"Pusses in Boots"

I can never remember the difference between meiosis and mitosis, either.

Sarah Palin can see this from her house