Other Craptions

He started the race late but he'll ketchup.

Heinz doesn't understand how NASCAR sponsorship works.

The Fast Food and the Furious

YES! I got an awesome Smurf pun!....shit

A dream come true: this car crashes into a french fry factory

My other car is mayo.

Do you want a cool paintjob RECESSION STYLE?

Dude, I said I want a car that could CATCH UP with anyone...

I don't relish having to read all the ketchup puns.

Now with your fries and coke we give you....are you fucking kidding me?

I think Bob really took advantage of the "Free ketchup with your meal" policy...

"I could have sworn she said to pick her up at eight and don't forget to bring CONDIMENTS."

After ten years of gathering ketchup packets, Steve realized that the ketchup/catch up pun gets old fast.

Shouldn't he be number 57?

To-may-to, to-ma-to either way its fucking weird..

Look out Earnhardt Jr. --here comes Carl's Jr.

Naturally, he lost to #175, which was covered with Grey Poupon labels.

That car will never ketchup to my weinermobile!

The farmers in Idaho get nervous when this guy cruises past their fields.

I would make a ketchup pun, but my girlfriend is watching and I don't want to give her another reason to not have sex with me.

Yeah, yeah I get it. I'll never "ketchup", that's funny...douchebags

"Son, sit down and I'll tell you a couple stories: why we can never go back to McDonald's, and why your mother and I are getting a divorce. Actually, it's really just one story."

When you have to clean out your glove box but you just don't want to throw anything away.

Tonight on "How to Fake Your Own Death"

"Constable Butterman, you're taking your ketchup prank a little too far..."

Goddamit, where's Bill with the mustard car? He's making me look like a total douche!

Billy and his classmates found a cunning way to cover the car in ketchup

In Chicago, they don't allow this car anywhere near hot dogs.

Car from the G-Rated educational film "Ketchup on the Asphalt."

Yes, but do you have any Grey Poupon?

when this car passes you, you'll never ketchup to it.

He'll be playing ketchup the whole race.

Does it only go 57?

After ten years of gathering ketchup packets, Steve realized that the ketchup/catch up pun gets old fats.

Great a bunch of shitty ketchup jokes, thanks Cracked

Oh, he's going to need a lot of Oxyclean for this one

When the driver is this much of a weiner, you need a lot of ketchup.

What's under the hood? A V8?

Anyone who crashes in to this car will definitely be accused of hitting the sauce.

that car will Ketchup to anyone.. zing

"Aw fuck. Drive-through forgot the mustard."

God decided to judge mankind by damning anyone who made a stupid 'Ketchup' pun, when they passed this car.

squish

When McDonald's starts using subliminal advertising in the Fast & Furious movies, god help us.

Did you know in England, they use mayonaise to decorate their cars?!?!

If I hear one more goddamn "oh he'll ketchup" pun when I drive around, I will run someone down.

Slighted by McDonald's forgetting his ketchup one too many times, Steve took matters into his own hands.

'57 Heinz

the hamburgler has a sweet ride