Craptions Classics September 12, 2009

For about 10 dollars worth of ketchup, you can make car accidents far more unsettling.

Shurimpu

Other Craptions

He started the race late but he'll ketchup.

Thomas Calnan

Heinz doesn't understand how NASCAR sponsorship works.

ChaseMitchell

The Fast Food and the Furious

YES! I got an awesome Smurf pun!....shit

imTKA

A dream come true: this car crashes into a french fry factory

imTKA

My other car is mayo.

Truthiness

Do you want a cool paintjob RECESSION STYLE?

imTKA

Dude, I said I want a car that could CATCH UP with anyone...

thisismeari

I don't relish having to read all the ketchup puns.

Blinker_Fluid

Now with your fries and coke we give you....are you fucking kidding me?

imTKA

I think Bob really took advantage of the "Free ketchup with your meal" policy...

thisismeari

"I could have sworn she said to pick her up at eight and don't forget to bring CONDIMENTS."

Kelly Robinson

After ten years of gathering ketchup packets, Steve realized that the ketchup/catch up pun gets old fast.

chille

Shouldn't he be number 57?

Thomas Calnan
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