Other Craptions

Donna was able to pass as a man until that fateful day when she got the mother of all periods.

Hey dick, we when we said dress like a chick we meant girls.

Who came to the rescue first? the chicken or the fags?

You know, it isn't right when the one dressed as a duck is the manliest guy in the group.

"Hi! Welcome to Hell!"

After his attempt to drown himself failed, Jon decided to try to die of shame.

I noticed something queer on the pier

On September 10, 2009, a brave explorer uncovered the REAL headquarters of Craigslist.

I don't care how wet I am, you guys are NOT helping me out of here...

Another Will Ferrel Movie

OK, I checked. Our dignity isn't under the pier, either.

Has anybody seen my Fruit Roll-up?

That's not where you put the bungee cord, dumbass

Hi, Harvey Birdman, attorney at law.

Shit! Jump back in the water!

Sorry, man, I thought it was dead, so I flushed it down the toilet.

Why did none of these guys pick 'Truth'?

After God finally put out the fires of hell a sheepish Satan climbed out.

CAPTAIN, SIR....GAYDAR IS OFF THE CHARTS!!!!

Welcome back to Earth Lord Lucifer, as you can see our plans to gay the shit out of everything are coming along quite well

"Did you at least get a number?"

This is why I stopped drinking

The Dismaying Race

The new Republican ads against gay marriage might have gone a bit too far this time..

See guys, I told you the water here doesn't make you bleed out your anus.

dude, did you just get raped by a dolphin?

"Phil, you clumsy moron! Now everybody's staring at us."

Why didn't the bald guy jump in the water? because he's chicken.

Reason #2619 why the rest of the world hates Americans.

That's not a tail. He landed wrong on an oar when he jumped in.

"Will you marry me? I have all my bridesmaids ready."

2 days later, his pride washed up on the Jersey shore.

The scary part is he went into the water fully dressed in a tuxedo & top hat

Undercover agents swarm fugitive after daring swim to freedom.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he wasn't gay

Hmm... Hell looks a lot like Florida... I kind of suspected as much.

Climbing out of the shallow end of the gene pool.

I'm serious! There's PUSSY down there man. PUSSY!

Not pictured: Interrupting Cow

This week on Beach Patrol: San Francisco Lifeguards......

I bet he likes FishSticks

Just another day at the pier in Germany

Lake Whoa! Be gone!

Looks like the Lobster suits were taken.

When the Devil DOESN'T wear Prada.

At least the guy who fell in doesn't have to feel embarrassed.

Well, nobody actually expected Swan Lake, anyway.

After Sesame Street cut their production budget the show was never the same.

Today a victim, tomorrow a suspect.