Other Craptions

As per the union contract, smoke breaks are 0.05 seconds

Ah yes, at ComicCon, anything without a penis will immediately be swarmed. I submit Exhibit A.

This isn't what I meant by flash mob

He wants her to flash him, but she does not appreciate puns.

Her life is Flashing before her eyes

The Just-us league.

Here we see a few of the fools that Mr. T is always pitying.

"Sure, you can all do me, but you all have to wear a rubber. And try to be quick, I don't have all day."

When I said I wanted to be flashed by a bunch of young men, this is exactly what I meant.

The only thing they can do faster than any man alive is embarrass themselves..

Hey! We said NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!!!!

Wannabuysomespeed,baby?Huh,doya?Don'tgotallday.

Shit! It's 12:07. Too late to post a craption.

Don't laugh -- if you measure it by the hour, she's making a fortune here.

Behold! A woman walks among them!!

San Francisco firefighters?

I love Mardi Gras. So many people flash from balconies.

Flash gangbangs are over pretty quickly, but the awkward period afterwards can drag on

So you're all here for the 5 second orgy--wow that was great.

Despite their combined efforts, the sex lasted less than a minute.

So that's how he appears to move from place to place instantaneously!

"One day, we'll rise up and defeat those frickin' lobsters once and for all."

No, no... she's not my girlfriend. We're just friends... SUPER friends!!

Peggy had made up her mind, once she dropped twenty pounds, she was moving up to the Batman singles club

ummmm.. im here for the superhero gang bang...

The Flash looks all right... but Wonder Woman has let herself go!

"LOVE the open-back suit, Gary. Can I get you a drink?"

Gang activity is getting out of control in the Wally Westside.

As if speed dating wasn't fast enough.

"We're not the same character... He's Jay Garrick, those three are Barry Allens, we've got four Wally Wests and I'm Bart Allen... Phf.. girls don't know anything..."

Say what you will, but at least they don't feel inadequate when they only last a few seconds with her.

8 wrongs don't make a right.

Pre-Mature Ejaculators Unite!

she has no chance of escaping

Yeah...I agree, the new suits create an unfair competitive advantage.

The civil rights movement eventually put an end to those shameful "Flash-only" sections of restaurants.

But no matter how fast they run, they'll never be able to catch their own dignity.

Luckily for the cowboy on the left, if that fat chick crashes that deck, theres enough superheros to save the day!

She was the only one desperate enough to not joke about how fast they finish.

A flash flood.

"Want to see me lose my dignity? Want to see it again?"

Damn I wish I was lame enough to know what character they're dressed as so I could poke fun at them for it.

"This isn't what we meant when we asked you to flash us."

Mrs. Flash realized that if she and her husband didn't slow down, they'd need a bigger balcony.

Yet none of them look in a hurry...

How many Flash word puns and jokes are out there? Stay online with Cracked and find out!

Say what you will, but when each Flash only lasts ten seconds a woman can make a lot of money.

Not matter how you disguise it, premature ejaculation is never going to impress.

Sadly they all think they are flashing.