Craptions Classics September 09, 2009

That's actually just one Flash trying out several different pick-up approaches at once.

ChaseMitchell

Other Craptions

As per the union contract, smoke breaks are 0.05 seconds

bcanders

Ah yes, at ComicCon, anything without a penis will immediately be swarmed. I submit Exhibit A.

Gatt

This isn't what I meant by flash mob

Ryder11

He wants her to flash him, but she does not appreciate puns.

RulerOfAll

Her life is Flashing before her eyes

sish2000

The Just-us league.

GaseousClay

Here we see a few of the fools that Mr. T is always pitying.

Julius_Goat

"Sure, you can all do me, but you all have to wear a rubber. And try to be quick, I don't have all day."

theburning

When I said I wanted to be flashed by a bunch of young men, this is exactly what I meant.

The only thing they can do faster than any man alive is embarrass themselves..

JesterAzazel

Hey! We said NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY!!!!!

Dirtydog

Wannabuysomespeed,baby?Huh,doya?Don'tgotallday.

Shit! It's 12:07. Too late to post a craption.

lumberjef

Don't laugh -- if you measure it by the hour, she's making a fortune here.

CavalierX
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