Other Craptions

I would have shaved my legs, but i didn't want to look creepy..

Fisher Price's My First Sex Offender

" Daddy. What's the difference between can and should?" "well son, allow me to demonstrate"

Death longed for the old days, when he had a black robe and a pale horse.

Hells Angels: Paris Chapter

Chuck Norris at 2 years old.

Heck's Angels

Go Speed Raper!

Like this proud parent, I too live for the day that I can mentally scar my offspring by embarrassing the living shit out of them.....

Dad?

This is why Skelator doesn't make bar bets with He-Man anymore.

His motorcycle in the shop, Ghost rider had to borrow his Daughter's ride to work

Well, fortunately for him, MY other car is an ambulance.

"Discipline THIS, Supernanny."

The four horsemen were not as I have imagined

Now I know why some people laugh in the face of Death.

John is really just a dead child at heart.

When the kids made fun of Death's hairy arms and legs, he decided to wear a long black robe to hide them.

Race Oddity

Take of that clown nose, Mister. Is this some kind of joke to you?

I wish this thing had cupholders. My mouth is bone dry.

Race for the Cure... for whatever this disease is!

This is actually a LESS terrifying clown than average.

Skeltor's pre-grey skull form made He-Man look like John Wayne.

Paula Abdul looks different in person.

Ted knew he was different from the other boys, but he had his heart set on the Championship!

Identity Crisis: you're doing it right.

He's still a lot better than Nickelback.

Skeletor strove to become the most powerful evil entity in the universe... but all he REALLY wanted was a Big Wheel.

Death loses a bet with Loki.

Who really thought Michael Jackson's funeral would be tasteful?

Oh yeah, this will get me on Cracked Craptions for sure this time.

These boots were made for Triking.

Wow, I didn't know shame could double as effective padding

Oh, God, not another YouTube meme.

The typical Democrat, according to Republicans.

Do I wear the pink helmet, the skull mask or the clown nose? Fuck it, I'll wear them all.

Because I felt like riding a pretty-pretty-princess tricycle, bitch!

"Oh, who am I trying to kid, I'm not a She-Creature, I'm a She Loser."

This is a metaphor for the Obama Death Panels: Scary-seeming, ridiculous, and utterly imaginary.

"I will get you He-Man! Once this damn traffic clears up."

insane clown pussy

Just now, my boss snuck up behind me and caught me looking at this picture. CRAPTION Editors, could you please write him a letter and help me save my job and reputation, please?

Notification to all Parole Officers: Is one of your Parolees missing? If found, please call: 1-555-WHAT-THE-FUCK!

"My wife will leave me if I don't win."

Sweet Tooth's origins aren't something he brags about during the Twisted Metal tournaments.

"My wife and Skeletor? Naw, they're just friends."

"Uh, could you please direct me to where the nearest Scientology Reading Room is?"

TMZ just received this picture from Lady Gaga's childhood.