Other Craptions

Jim could not hide the fact that he did not know how to play the guitar

you should see him with the piano

Mike was told he could make money by turning a few tricks on the street.

This is how the US health care debate looks to outsiders

The guitar anti-hero.

You know this guy's cool because he has two spectators. That's almost three spectators!

Actually, I just wanted to buy some crack, but this is good, too.

When I was your age, we used to have to walk like this three miles to school. Uphill. In the snow.

Since when can men multitask?

Hold your applause. No, seriously, hold it. Any sudden noise and I might get myself killed.

You gotta do something to distract the crowd when you break a string.

It's not just a myth: braces can get stuck to just about anything.

There's a lesson to be learned here : if a bum asks you for change, make a ridiculous demand. If he pulls it off, take a picture.

When he turns around you'll see how he's playing the snare drum.

Don't give him any change. He'll just blow it on hula hoops

Welcome to the Compton of Canada. Enjoy your stay.

Frame by frame analysis proves that, yes, the guitar and the hoop were the ones who started the fight.

There's not a lot you can do with a liberal arts degree these days

Auto-asphyxiation: You're doing it wrong.

The Man who Mistook his Guitar for a Hat

Guy can't do 2 hula hoops at once? Loser.

A Democrat thinks, "Hey, that's kind of cool." A Republican thinks, "Oh crap, it's a distraction to steal my car, isn't it?"

OK, he can swallow it, but can he pass it?

This is what men look like to lesbians...

"Watch this, Satan! That fiddle of gold is mine!"

You're supposed to PLAY that funky music white boy!

Hoping to distract the crowd from his inadequate hula-hooping abilities, Vance decided to...

oh, so thats what happened to limp bizkit.

String theory in action.

This explains why the Beatles guitar was gently weeping.

You should have seen the guy yesterday. Same thing, but with a trumpet up his ass.

No Stairway? Denied!!!

"Wow, I've never seen PCP kick in that fast..."

Sometimes it's tricky to get good reception on your wrist TV.

"Find a job," his mom had said. 48 hours later, an idea was born.

Guitarded

There was a tragic accident at Bob's Guitar, Hula Hoop and Superglue Emporium today.

It's this can-do attitude that will get him through the recession. Just kidding, he's going to die under a bridge.

I can do that... With an air guitar.

Jimi Hendrix has nothing on this guy. He can play the guitar with his nose hairs.

How Stevie Wonder became blind...

Hoop! There it is! .....anybody? No.

gang signs get more complicated every day...

Five seconds later, the guitar fell and knocked him conscious. It was the best part of the show.

David Blain dips in to his b-material

Next up on "America Trips On Acid..."

Meh. I've seen seals do it.

When you realize this is the most exciting entertainnment in town, you know you have to move.

6 hours later, Jim was upset to find out that this did not, in fact, count as part of his mandatory "community service"