Other Craptions

You know, I don't even care that the world is going to end in 2012 anymore.

Apparently there is something more interesting going on than the grown men dressed as squirrels.

Steve was regretting not touring the campus before applying to this school.

The Martians did a quick scan of the environment and left shortly after. There had been no signs of life.

"This is completely nuts." 'Shut up Tim, you'll get the squirrels all excited.'

I can't believe that guy showed up in a polo shirt.... he looks ridiculous.

You can always peg what groups high school students are in just by how they dress.

Well, that covers all MY fetishes.

I don't know who this rally is for, but he's already got my vote.

Costume City made a huge donation to the homeless shelter.

This is not Sparta......

The possiblities for humorous captioning of this picture are as endless as the days of my virginity.

5 minutes later, Narnia surrendered.

It's hard to get anybody's attention once Aslan arrives.

Weird costumes at conventions have now become so commonplace that the dude in khakis and a polo won "Most Original."

Steve backed slowly away as he realized that he didn't want to attend Convention School after all.

The clinically insane rarely get together, but when they do - you can bet it's gonna be a fuckin' party!

It was standing room only . . . but that's really only because there were no chairs.

Micheal Jackson's funeral would set attendance records worldwide

Is that Swaim I see in the audience?

porn convention: who invited the crabs?

The female Oompa Loompas were slightly more shaggable.

Geez, if we don't fit in here, then.....

Ted's therapist had told him to try some new experiences and learn to face his fear. It was going to be a long day.

It is getting easier and easier out here for a pimp.

John froze in his tracks. He wouldn't make it to the washroom in time. But somehow he knew he would be the best smelling person around.

Whenever I think mankind has made some progress, this happens.

Few people know you have to audition to be on YouTube.

The B-52 tribute band, the 'Rock Lobsters,' always seemed to attract all the nutters to their gigs.

OK, for the last time, wardrobes, silver chairs and rings are acceptable portals into Narnia. Acid, LSD and squirrel costumes aren't.

Where's Frodo?

Pictured from left to right: virgin, virgin, virgin............

Papa Smurf and the Smurfettes make their debut on American Idol

I don't know about that guy. Looks a little squirrely to me.

What is horrifying about this picture is that all the ladies in purple are actually facing the camera.

There is absolutely nothing racist about a group of white women with a Beyonce afro. Nothing.

Look at the dork in the green shirt. Ha ha, what a LOSER!!

Allright! The "lobster-bitch" misogyny bent was so successful the first time, let's reward it again!

Wheres waldo?: WTF edition!

Patiently waiting to hear their numbers called at the County Mental Health Department.

Drawn together cartoon characters in the flesh.

Some forms of Community Service are more humiliating than others.

Why does everyone ask us if we're going to Chippendale's? I don't get it.

Comic-Con attendees crane their necks for seven hours, before they learn that this is just the line for the bathroom.

A new Hall Town meeting eh?

Squirrel, grape elf, gladiator, squirrel, grape elf, grape elf, grape elf . . . HEY! WHO LET IN THE GUY WITH THE CAMERA???"

Out of frame to the left, there're actually 4 other guys in green polo shirts.

I've got crabs on my nuts.

The convention of failed Star Trek aliens