Craptions Classics September 02, 2009

The French Army brings it's own ass to battle for anyone to kick.

Iceland

Other Craptions

Back in my day, frat boys wouldn't run AWAY from a piece of ass, even if it WAS made of plastic.

seannyb

The Amazing Disgrace

tallestmunchkin

So a Mexican, a fratboy, and an ass walk into a bar... oh, they're right behind, aren't they?

racedogg2

No, no -- we're trying to stop the OTHER kind of crack from entering the country.

CavalierX

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Fkelleghan

Exercise tip: have a friend follow you with a cart when you run your ass off.

slickjamesjik

Just wait till you see #46

jeevesz

The mustache indicates this is in fact a porno.

Drassixe

When I asked the genie for a hot Latino with a nice ass and three willing friends, this isn't what I had in mind.

racedogg2

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

tallestmunchkin

The Monty Python fitness plan.

happymf

Wow... Mexicans can haul ASS!!!

Zaphod

"The DEA reported today that Pittsburgh now leads the nation in LSD use."

Fkelleghan
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