Other Craptions

Back in my day, frat boys wouldn't run AWAY from a piece of ass, even if it WAS made of plastic.

The Amazing Disgrace

So a Mexican, a fratboy, and an ass walk into a bar... oh, they're right behind, aren't they?

Ass Bandits

No, no -- we're trying to stop the OTHER kind of crack from entering the country.

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

Exercise tip: have a friend follow you with a cart when you run your ass off.

Just wait till you see #46

The mustache indicates this is in fact a porno.

When I asked the genie for a hot Latino with a nice ass and three willing friends, this isn't what I had in mind.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

The Monty Python fitness plan.

Wow... Mexicans can haul ASS!!!

"The DEA reported today that Pittsburgh now leads the nation in LSD use."

Man, is there ANY part of your body that won't get stolen in Mexico?

When the mafia told Pauly they would have his ass, he didn't believe them. They made an example out of him.

Assey Road

I've just been rear-ended.

That shopping cart is broken. It has a crack in it.

Chester had a full proof system for weeding out the homophobes in the neighborhood

Next season on Lost

Hey Lady, I hate to tell you this but your baby is Butt Ugly!

Three Men And A Goatse

You think this is bad, you should see the Japanese team.

I didn't know there was an ass delivery service.

Dios Mio! It's Senor Douche and his Ass Banditos!

The End of the race.

We brought back his ass as proof of the assassination, just as you requested sir.

The running of the Balls.

Gay marathon runners pass the baton in different ways...

So... will I learn about this in Wikipedia, or should I just go straight to the Urban Dictionary?

I like to think it's like Highlander; there can be only one pack leader.

The frat guys didn't want to train, until one day, a special coach came into their lives, and scared them to death with a lot of gay stuff."

How to Calculate Pi by Throwing Hot Dogs

John Waters to direct Three Amigos prequel...

This is what Glenn Beck is going to bring to 9/12

Fanny pack.

Sphincto de Mayo

Don't forget to buy some buns on the way home.

The asster they ran, the asster it chased them.

I told my dealer to bring crack. Sadly, he was already on acid...

Bum rush

Crack remains a problem on our city's streets.

World's ugliest baby gets round-the-clock security to stop random strangers punching his butt-ugly face.

This was Sam's worst Quantum Leap yet.

Jackass 3: We don't know what we're doing, but we promise it will end in pain.

And the Ass Bandits escape again

We'll keep sending guys like this over the border until Mexico finally breaks down and builds a wall for us.

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em.