Pimp my Pachyderm
Five minutes later France surrendered
I asked for ELEGANT transportation.
I'm pretty pissed that the "if you vote for this craption your penis will come bigger ..." craption came second yesterday. I thought Cracked was better then that.
What, a hummer limo too subtle for you?
No matter how intense the elephant looks when he fights it, Orlando Bloom is still a big pussy.
India! Fuck Yeah!
Lord of the Rings: Bollywood Edition
Michael Bay presents: Dumbo
"I've seen bigger," the annoying asshole said.
You just KNOW the driver has a small penis.
Hey everybody, it's the two symbols of the republican party - a giant elephant and a crazy mob!
Tony Jaa couldn't find this?!
It was the best parade ever ... until a mouse scuttled across the street.
The Trojan Elephant failed to impress.