Other Craptions

Five minutes later France surrendered

I asked for ELEGANT transportation.

I'm pretty pissed that the "if you vote for this craption your penis will come bigger ..." craption came second yesterday. I thought Cracked was better then that.

What, a hummer limo too subtle for you?

No matter how intense the elephant looks when he fights it, Orlando Bloom is still a big pussy.

India! Fuck Yeah!

Lord of the Rings: Bollywood Edition

Michael Bay presents: Dumbo

"I've seen bigger," the annoying asshole said.

You just KNOW the driver has a small penis.

Hey everybody, it's the two symbols of the republican party - a giant elephant and a crazy mob!

Tony Jaa couldn't find this?!

It was the best parade ever ... until a mouse scuttled across the street.

The Trojan Elephant failed to impress.

God I hate Republicans.

Horton Hears a Hannibal

Some people take LARPING more seriously than others.

Strangely, not a single PETA protester was to be seen that afternoon.

The chicken didn't cross the road that day. And no-one blamed him.

Oh, crap! We're being invaded by India!

Legolas is totally going to fuck your shit up.

Ostracized in his own country, Michael Bay descended upon Bollywood in hardcore-Bay fashion.

Pedestrians must yield to war elephants

"Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the Elephant, taking the French by surprise!"

Wow, I never knew elephants HAD scavenger hunts.

"I'll take care of this! Jumanji!.... Damn it"

Hello 911, okay, What has a trunk... uh wheels ... a roof ... a balcony ... and is not a car, an elephant, a moblie home, or a house. Give up? Okay, I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK IT IS BUT IT IS BLOCKING ME FROM GETTING TO WORK !!!!

And to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street.

I don't know either, but it shits completely assembled utility sheds.

Where's Legolas?

Friends don't let friends drive trunk.

Wild Wild East

".....and what do you use to discourage tailgaters?" "A load of Ex-Lax..."

"So is anyone going to talk about this giant fucking mechanical elephant in the room or are we just going to brush it under the rug again?"

They'll never find parking for that thing.

Sauron was a cruel overlord, but, man, the parades were awesome!

This is what traffic jams are like in India

This thin, red and white plastic tape will stop it!

Sales of the new 'Chevy Ganesh GT' got a boost from India's 'Ruppees for Relics' program

Leash law? We don't need no stinking leash law!

Stampy!

The zombie apocalypse posed challenges even I wasn't prepared for...

THE INDIANS ARE INVADING!!!!

Don't waste time writing a craption - RUN!

fuck this.... I want Godzilla back!

What the world will look like after Disney is finished buying *EVERYTHING*.

Fuck the Alps, Hannibal really had to step his game up to cross the street.

Pachydorm

I am filled with terror... and jungle rhythms.