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Special Needs for Speed.

This week, on Pimp My Wheelchair...

The Fast and the Furiously Crippled

If Michael Bay designed wheelchairs.

Interesting story, this is actually why I'm in a wheelchair in the first place.

A top hat adds class to anything. ANYTHING.

actually, that guy is just the hood ornament

Yeah, even the penguin's got to top his hat off to that one.

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

Nope, it ain't drunk driving if you're in FRONT of the wheel.

Stephen Hawking denies steroid abuse allegations...

I'm glad someone thought to lend this event a touch of class.

Without the tophat this would just be ridiculous.

Why? Because the term 'Douchebuggy' hadn't been defined.

This machine is only made manlier made by the fact that its sole purpose is to crush puppies.

"Is that thing turbo-charged?" "Only on the floor model."

So your building isn't handicapped accessible, eh? I'll show you handicapped accessible you insensitive bastard!

Monster Wheelchair Madness this Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!

Unfortunately, this model requires Flintstones brakes.

Steven Hawking's "A Brief History of Kick-Ass"

You need more than a top hat to pull off steampunk.

Nice top hat Slash, and I see you've brought Axl too.

He's the most handi-capable dude EVER.

I am riveted to my seat by this spectacle.

Timmay!

As a matter of fact yes, I do have a lot of time on my hands!

At least it's not as bad as NASCAR.

I thought the Segway didn't go nearly far enouh

If only Christopher Reeve could have lived to see this.

When wheelchairs and awesome meet

ZZ Bottom

The danger of buying your monster truck on an installment plan.

If your Dad's a steampunk enthusiast, never ask for a Big Wheel.

It's really easy to get away from. Just turn.

Lord Pimpenstein and Face-Melter Cycle.

Geico Gecko: "Hell no, I ain't gonna cover that, mate! You're on your own..."

Yeah it's a complex machine, but hell, once you get on it lets you suck your own dick!

When Gary popped a wheelie, he didn't screw around.

When I die, this is how I want to go

This is bullshit! Where's my handicap parking spot?

The original bat-pod design is actually even cooler

So metal, it's mëtal.

The Penny Farthing... EXTREME...

Those idiots in the pontooned bumblebee are goin' DOWN!!!

"Well, I'm off to the Cracker Barrell..."

Airbags? You are the airbag.

And our third entry, from Fantasia, riding his racing snail...

After the race Bob was one-tired old man.