Craptions Classics August 31, 2009

can you describe the vehicle that hit you?

mo0ing_duckie

Other Craptions

If you vote for this craption, your penis will become thicker and wider (which is what women really want.)

lumberjef

Special Needs for Speed.

This week, on Pimp My Wheelchair...

LilMcGil

The Fast and the Furiously Crippled

If Michael Bay designed wheelchairs.

Versus

Interesting story, this is actually why I'm in a wheelchair in the first place.

mrpeabody

A top hat adds class to anything. ANYTHING.

Thomas Calnan

actually, that guy is just the hood ornament

Zaphod

Yeah, even the penguin's got to top his hat off to that one.

racedogg2

"Hold my beer and watch this!"

CavalierX

Nope, it ain't drunk driving if you're in FRONT of the wheel.

DrTom

Stephen Hawking denies steroid abuse allegations...

bubblebrain

I'm glad someone thought to lend this event a touch of class.

CavalierX

Without the tophat this would just be ridiculous.

Blinker_Fluid
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