Craptions Classics May 22, 2006

Literal Town Middle School's sex ed course proved disasterous once they released the bees.


Other Craptions

Look, the birds are landing on the children, their shields are down!

Dan, Jodah, and our alterego

"You idiot! Why did you think pidgeons would stop the march of the zombie children?"
"I didn't. I just hoped they'd shit on them a bit."

Chab Gassie

"Okay, okay," admitted Danny as they stood around the birds' corpses thirty seconds later. "Maybe playing Wall Ball with them wasn't such a good idea."

Linux fan

The annual pigeon chase is great fun for the children, though they get shit upon. Mostly it's for the birds.

The Other White Meat

some people, desprate for a cure, try to vaccinate themselves with bird flu.


Their town had banned dwarf tossing so they turned to birds.

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