Other Craptions

"She carried me through my teen years. Plus, the sex was G-R-R-REAT!"

Chuck Norris's wife.

You call that a fur coat? THIS is a fur coat!

PETA only has a problem with wearing DEAD animal skins.

Cat on a Hot Thin Milf

Why wasn't THIS part of today's article?

Man those old cigarette advertisements are really misleading. I mean the woman is looking healthy, she's got white teeth, she's lifting a tiger...

The Tiger, the Witch, and the Shitty Wardrobe

This should fix our mouse problem,our mole problem and our Jehovah's Witness problem. Hell, this might fix all our problems.

is there... is there... something on my shoulder?

"Yeah, let's see those PETA anti-fur nuts throw blood on me NOW. Bring it, punks! BRING IT!"

"Crazy Cat Lady" takes on a whole new definition.

You thought YOUR wife had expensive tastes?

An emotional scene from "Crouching Tiger Sore Vagina"...

You think that's badass? She's about to feed that thing to her T-Rex in the back yard.

The real housewives of the Serengeti

If you hold a tiger up to your ear, you can hear yourself scream.

it's bestiality... but it's in black and white... which makes it okay!

She's an overweight house wife with a grudge. He's a paraplegic circus tiger with a dark past. They fight crime!

After Mr.Mischief was eaten by the neighbor's doberman, Aunt Jane got a new cat; Mr.Revenge.

Fur is only murder if you kill it.

... Roy??

It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight....

Chuck Norris's daughter gets the best fur coats she fucking can!

"Look, Mary . . . I love you, but you just picked me up in front of my friends. I have to kill you now. You know that, right?"

when i signed up for big hairy pussies dot com i didn't expect... etc

Pro wrestling just went from cool to FUCKING METAL.

Ridiculous photos were much deadlier in the days before photoshop.

The odds of her leaving that cage alive are about the same as getting votes for a Craption posted after 305pm EST.

"If I told this was a puma, I'd be lion!" That was the last thing she said before getting mauled by the bad joke tiger.

she has one big, hairy pussy.

Last photo of Angie with her face.

Why? Because she can.

Bengal Tigers have been known to sport giant erections over 5 feet long. This one, captured in 1955, used its amazing talent to lure local village men out of their huts and devour them.

Siegfried and Roy's mom was one crazy bitch.

Nelda was caught cat-napping on the job

Ugh. I hate women who wear pointy shoes.

Once she went through childbirth, she could handle anything.

VOTE FOR THIS ONE IF YOU THINK THE FIRST CRAPTION SUCKS!

Lady vs. Tiger wrestling was a big hit in the 1930's. There was excitement, sex, big-ass jungle cats and everything else you needed to get your mind off the Depression.

That's pretty cool, but you should see it when she juggles the porcupines.

I wish I had 20 friends on here who could vote for my shitty craptions. :(

Oh sure, when a man wears a tiger it's a stream of constant criticism about sexist privileged but when a women does it it's "cute". Typical.

"Think you're all that with your fur coat? Look what I got wrapped round my shoulders, bitch"

Boy, even crazy cat ladies were more impressive back in the day.

Fuck mace, this girl can just use her accessories.

I TOLD you I'd win you that fucking tiger at the ball toss booth.

Dear God, is it my imagination or is she seriously the Joker's mom? Look at that mouth, you could fit a battleship in there.

I Can Haz Cheezburger?