racedogg2
Man those old cigarette advertisements are really misleading. I mean the woman is looking healthy, she's got white teeth, she's lifting a tiger...
SammyBasketball
This should fix our mouse problem,our mole problem and our Jehovah's Witness problem. Hell, this might fix all our problems.
Julius_Goat
"Yeah, let's see those PETA anti-fur nuts throw blood on me NOW. Bring it, punks! BRING IT!"
Wazula
You think that's badass? She's about to feed that thing to her T-Rex in the back yard.
BowToTheBard
She's an overweight house wife with a grudge. He's a paraplegic circus tiger with a dark past. They fight crime!
Kamikaze Phoenix
After Mr.Mischief was eaten by the neighbor's doberman, Aunt Jane got a new cat; Mr.Revenge.
Julius_Goat
"Look, Mary . . . I love you, but you just picked me up in front of my friends. I have to kill you now. You know that, right?"
SammyBasketball
"If I told this was a puma, I'd be lion!" That was the last thing she said before getting mauled by the bad joke tiger.
HUMLY
The odds of her leaving that cage alive are about the same as getting votes for a Craption posted after 305pm EST.
spud
Bengal Tigers have been known to sport giant erections over 5 feet long. This one, captured in 1955, used its amazing talent to lure local village men out of their huts and devour them.
SammyBasketball
Lady vs. Tiger wrestling was a big hit in the 1930's. There was excitement, sex, big-ass jungle cats and everything else you needed to get your mind off the Depression.
Brett-Butler
Dear God, is it my imagination or is she seriously the Joker's mom? Look at that mouth, you could fit a battleship in there.
Swaimfan
Oh sure, when a man wears a tiger it's a stream of constant criticism about sexist privileged but when a women does it it's "cute". Typical.
kinsho
"Think you're all that with your fur coat? Look what I got wrapped round my shoulders, bitch"
SpankMac
Gee, thanks for the wonderful gloves, Davis! Fits me so perfectly it feels like a tiger's arsehole!
georgeleyland
No swine flu here. Tigger ate Piglet for breakfast. Christopher Robin has come out the closet and is hoping to get eaten too.
CptKrunch
And then the blue angels will fly over like 'zoom' and then they'll drop like some bombs right, and everyone will be like 'OH MY GOD' and then the bombs will hit the ground a...and then the president will come out and be like 'HAPPY 8TH BIRTHDAY BOBB
kinsho
Back in the 40s, we didn't have anything silly like stuntmen. Goddamn it, if we wanted to film a fight between a woman and a tiger, we damn well did it cause our women had balls. Big ones.
Thatnameisun
This is clearly a part of the tiger's hunting technique. It allows itself to be picked up and displayed as...if...it...were...oh, who am I kidding? That tiger is whipped.
bafaulkner
To be honest, I'm more impressed with the contorsionist who can lift an elephant while bending over backwards.
Ryktree
After this photo surfaced the other tigers were so ashamed of Tony that he had to resort to selling cereal to support his family.
Unsaturated15
At one point, the scripts to "Julie and Julia" and "The Hangover" got tragically mixed up.
Brett-Butler
Is she supposed to be playing Christopher Robbins of Eyeore? Either way, I don't get this Furry Porn remake of Winnie the Pooh.
Brett-Butler
That's the most elaborate pickpocketing ruse I've ever seen. Take notes, Mr. Dodger.
RoKaN
why is it when we get a craption that has to do with women and an animal, everyone automatically thinks bestiality?
The_Diceman
And as she slammed the tiger into the mat in a suplex, the crowd knew something awesome had been invented.
Jammy
Picture taken just before she spun the tiger round so fast it threw up her husband.
grumnut1
Oddly enough no-one gave Millie a hard time when she wandered into the more dangerous parts of town.
jwhawk1971
Shortly after increasing his wife's life insurance, John had a great idea for a picture
Brett-Butler
Technically, I'm not killing the animal yet still have the benefits of looking fabulous. Suck on that, PETA!
bdadz
Before the creation of Frosted Flakes, Tony the Tiger spent his days as an exotic dancer.
steamboatwillie
The Tiger Squat is not as badass as the Shark Bench Press or the Velociraptor 40-Yard-Dash.
momoy
Imagine the same woman when she's 60 years old, alone, and keeping 50 of these cats!
BlackFractal
Unlike other deranged cat ladies, Eunice didn't have to worry about the neighborhood children taunting her.
Brett-Butler
I don't know how she got into that situation, but every possible way of getting out of it will be frickin' hilarious.
Lavender
Nice try Abby, but I hardly see where you can compare yourself to my son Atlas....
Lavender
Mickey Mouse Club Picture Day. Once again, Britney had a problem with boundaries
TheSloth
"I swear to God... ONE Napoleon Dynamite reference and I'm fucking done. Seriously."
CptKrunch
As Danielle walked into prom and noticed Erica wearing the same outfit, she knew. This would be a night that her fellow classmates would not soon forget.
Fr0zen
When Janice told Frank she wanted him to photograph her big furry pussy, this is not what he had imagined.
JohnFJohnson
Yo dawg, we heard you like pussy. So we put a big-ass pussy on your pussy so you can... Wait, no. I'm sorry. This is dumb, just put down the tiger.
bdadz
"Wow Stew, I can't believe you finally got me that tiger stole that I had my eyes on."
CptKrunch
As Susan walked down the street, she noticed the locals giving her odd looks and was convinced there was something in her teeth.
visitor
everyday mistakes: you mixup something or other everyday, in this case, the tiger was supposed to be holding up the lady.
JohnnyZhivago
After undergoing extensive reconstructive surgery, Roy heroically made his return to the stage.
The_Author
Mary's tragic death would have been avoided if she didn't pushed her luck and tried the hand-puppet trick.
Saint_Xanatos
"So I said to her, 'I want a little pussy!' And she said, 'Me too! Mine's as big as a house!'"
mactheknife
"HEY! ladie, watch out theres a tiger right behind-OH MY GOD! oh, hmm, i was expecting a mauling..."
SRLivewire
"Honey, don't look now b...b...but there's a... a... a... on your ... Bye Honey!"
Lavender
Don't be silly. I only carry the elephant when I go grocery shopping....the tiger is for dress up posing.....sheesh
aznwolflord
When you said you had a picture of her big pussy, this was not what initially came to mind.
nandf13
Addiction to smoking is like having a monkey on your back. Try and guess what she's addicted to.
Nehpets832
You know what I hate? Large preditory cats....... theres one right behind me isn't there?
pimpsandwhores
Sally was jealous of Marys new chinchilla coat so she took it a step further.
okeydokey
Sadly, Sally was unaware that she was just mere seconds away from being flattened by a falling tiger.
JamieD
As chaos ensued, the tiger-tamer suddenly remembered the tiger hated having its picture taken
Morgahn
Mary soon learned that furs aren't supposed to be alive. Sadly, her husband Jeff refused to bury her in a casket like she wanted to.
shhyatt227
She's taking the saying 'Every women wants a tiger in the sack' a little too far.
shhyatt227
Before the swimsuit catagory, they had a 'carry a tiger on your back'in the Miss USA competition.
Tornater
Ever since the fearsome beast was no more than a simple cub she would lift it every day until she could perform as she can today. The cat never got used to it.
Kfow
Hah! screw you Simba..told you I could get this chick to carry me, you owe me fifty bucks!
Ulises
five minutes later Woodrow Wilson granted women the right to vote and uttered the phrase "OK! OK!, I am your bitch!"
Batman?
2 seconds later, she smacked it across it's face and made it carry her all the hay back to her Castle of Awesome.
h-bomb
while they did enjoy the novelty of a woman hoisting a tiger above her head, both John and Amy felt that their lives should mean more.
RedX
This was the last straw. First being named Tigger, now this? Susan was never seen again.
Lavender
The Garanimals clothing line became a lot more feasible after they worked out the kinks
CptKrunch
I don't know how or why, but I have a feeling this has something to do with Hitler.
CptKrunch
'All of you mocked me' Beth said to her fellow citizens. 'But look whose got a fucking tiger on their shoulders now!'. And it was in those short seconds that the people of Steelfalls Michigan knew, Bethany Rogers was not one to be trifled with.
paulg
When i heard Tiger was in town,i thought they meant Tiger Woods. But he's really nice once you get to know him.
alexthegreat
Clearly fake photo. Just look at her belly... she can't possibly be that fat.
Njkinsman
"I demand my money back, the sign said 'lady playing with her pussy' and you give me this shit"
Totalhack
Now all she had to do was insert her right hand, and the world's most awesome puppet show could begin.
jtopping
You think the tiger's big, you should see my other pussy. just kidding. no but really, i'm a slut.
commandercrumb
"I've always heard she had a big pussy, but this isn't what I had in mind"
kennyco
tough one, maybe if i just write "previously on lost", "chuck norris something" or "told you not to divide by 0", I'll have a chance.
seltuim
Mary's mother wanted grandchildren, but hope faded, when she decided to get a cat.
CptKrunch
After investing all of his money in it. Unfortunately, Henry Miller's "Tiger Scarf" never made it caught on.
Unsaturated15
Towards the end of the war, WWII propagandists started taking more creative liberties.
tomdran
the tiger is looking at the camera lens that is held by her tiger husband, whilst posing with his live captive human
Brett-Butler
'That's one massive TALE you've got there!' "Randy, shut up and get this frickin thing off me.'
CptKrunch
'Now I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure the pussy isn't on the shoulders' 'I swear to fuck Bill, if you make one more tiger pun I will bite your fucking nose off'
callmekool
Place tiger on neck to avoid being hit on by men 100% satisfaction guranteed !!!!!!!
Cracked_User
This is not what I had in mind when Meredith said that she was going to be looking for some pussy...
CptKrunch
Oh my god, what is she doing? Stripes and solid colors never go together, NEVER!
CptKrunch
'Oh this? No this is just my replacement. My real tiger brooch is in the shop'
steamboatwillie
This is a picture taken immediately after Sylvester Stallone's conception.
CptKrunch
It was on a cold January morning that the phrase 'Thats Fucking Metal' was first uttered.
Lavender
Talk about talented: Next week, The Wicked Witch of the West, will have a house on her face!
royaloaksm
The original Detroit Tigers mascot, just before the tragic "bleachers feeding frenzy" incident.
spectre_vampire
Wow, when she told me she had a big pussy, this wasn't what I had in mind.
Smiler55480
A second after this picture was taken, the first tiger backbreaker was performed.... animal wrestling was born
danteyh
Yep that's my wife...No, not the bottom one...that's our daughter, she just loves to carry her mother around.
MGSku
Do you think PETA will approve of THIS scarf? I mean, its not like we'll killing any animals this time.
M-Dub
A little more to your left...drop your left shoulder a smidge...step back some...you know, you would look great on the ladder!
skaffer
Pamela Anderson's mother taught her that it was wrong to kill animals for fashion.
waldron76
When the blind woman came in to buy a fur coat, the shopkeeper just couldn't help himself.
Caff
"But baby having sex with a woman and a cat is my dream you know that. I had to do it!"
paolocastellim
that is a really nice fur scarf....WTF, IS THAT A REAL FUCKING TIGER!!!!!!!!!
colincooke
Guests at the swingers party were quite shocked when Mary finally took out her big pussy
Lavender
I'm not surprised. Sheila is also one of those types who leans on her car horn to make people get out her way.
balaban
"Apparently my husband's fantasy is to see me going out and grabbing a lot of pussy"
Lavender
What no one is realizing: It's only half a tiger. The other half is being saved for the fall season
DeathByTheSword
Tiger:"Wait wha-? No, I wasn't suggling! I was just...uhh...wearing down the human to eat it easier later. Now turn off the camera!"
Lavender
When we sent out the casting calls for The Hunchback of Notre Dame.... we were sorta expected something...different
Lavender
During the catwalk, Fifi patiently waited for Sylvie to inevitably become fashion roadkill
benji
Idea for a montage: Woman tries on several large cats, friends give thumbs up or down.
Kaivosukeltaja
"On a second thought... No, I'm not the pet sitter. Jesus loves you, thanks for your time, goodbye."
Lavender
Official Ringling Brothers passport photo. You should see the one of the girl who trains the elephants.
march39
it took 2 years of intense training to find the g-spot on the legendary 400lb pussy
ArtyMorty
That's not what I've expected when you promised me to show me you extraordinary pussy!
sticksause
This is what Dad meant when he told me he divorced Mom because of her big pussy.
shhyatt227
Women should NOT use steroids. At least she saved the beard for the photo shoot.
stupidify
"Before you judge me, you should know that they cut off my balls at the zoo when I was a cub..."
RandyChimp
Reese Witherspoon should really take more time to consider when reading scripts!
Ulises
little chuck: "And what about this picture mom?" Mrs Norris:"that's me three months pregnant with you"
3rdwheely
This is the first and second place winners in the 1947 Big Pussy Contest. The woman was the winner, but lost by default because you couldn't show pubes in photos back then.
an_ton
Anti-fur activists everywhere found themselves confused, and did not quite know what to do.
tastyburp
Honey, your hair looks great -- really. It's just that 2-day old ass smell I can't stand ...
CptKrunch
This isn't supposed it be in black and white. But in a way the photo-tech could only describe as 'un-fucking-believable' all of the color, at once, packed their shit and got the fuck out of the picture.
Can-ned Food
Fashionable Ladies, upon seeing the coat of a fine animal, rarely have the patience to wait on the local clothier.
GregSkeg
"Get me two more and I'll show you the world's craziest juggling..." "...now, does anyone have any parrafin?"
thatwasfunbro
"Okay, you can take this stuffed animal off my shoulders now.... wait, where are you all going?"
metalpunk54
Don't worry, my friend Roy Horn does this stuff all the time, and nothing bad has happened to him
emily5656
They told me it needed to be dead to make a great scarf...just another thing I proved them wrong at
achi
last night's gala was ok I guess...would be better if she'd let me down once in a while, but...What can you do?...
brysonrushing
"This kinky bitch better let go of my balls soon... or I am going to SNAP!"
Ryanitos
Nobody ever had the heart to tell Helen Keller the truth about her favorite "shawl."
thor123
Mary, when you said that you're new man was a real catch you weren't lying, were you? Well apart from the whole "man" thing.
kevinb
honey, when i mentioned having some more kitty in our sex life, this isnt what i meant......
TheRingaDingKid
So, Gertrude, heh heh, when do I get to meet this, ahem, kitty of yours FUUUUUUUCK!"
secksomega
George Lucas' new movie "Star Jones". Above is one of the prototype animatronic characters.
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