Craptions Classics August 29, 2009

"Yeah right there in my van, just hop on in."

Brave!

Other Craptions

With the crack wearing off, James found himself with a lot of questions, but no answers.

Fkelleghan

I see a Darwin Award in this guy's near future...

CavalierX

A naked guy selling fireworks next to a gas station? What could possibly go wrong?

CavalierX

The judge ordered Larry to 500 hours of community service, educating the public on his fireworms STD.

You think that's bad? Drive one block over and check out the girl advertising the oyster bar.

Julius_Goat

Until today, the ladies never believed Carl when he told them they'd "have a blast in his pants."

JuliaBulia

Thirty minutes later, the famous phrase "Hold my beer and watch this!" was uttered.

CavalierX

I'm a little hesitant to ask that gas attendant to "fill 'er up"

Not pictured: Sign on his back says "Free Gas"

momoy

It could be worse; he could be trying to wash your windows.

Listless

Dear Lord, I hope other people's prices are the only thing he beats...

M-Dub

I'm glad Larry the Cable Guy found work after "Git R Done" wore out...

M-Dub

Mark loved his hat. He felt naked without it.

Gordie

Just reach in and grab all you want.

Blinker_Fluid
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