Craptions Classics August 27, 2009

Awkward Silence of the Lambs.

SenorSty

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Old MacDonald had some kids. S-H-A-M-E.

Thomas Calnan

Nice try, Wolves.

8eesmagpie

Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow...long story short, they made some bad decisions after a few too many beers.

He's a computer programmer for microsoft, and she's a whore.

WOITAS

Boy, that eHarmony... it's uncanny.

CavalierX

Meet the Flockers.

jtklove

This, this right here, is "the worst that could happen"

rasputin

"This is beautiful," the farmer said. "Almost makes me wish I wasn't slaughtering them both in the morning."

ChaseMitchell

Sorry my bad, you COUNT sheep to fall asleep, not sleep with sheep to learn to count.

Are you sure this bowtie doesn't make me look gay?

EnricoPallazzo

How politicians see people

bcanders

Ewe are so beautiful

librarianmike

Please tell me there isn't a sex tape of these two.

CavalierX
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