Other Craptions

Old MacDonald had some kids. S-H-A-M-E.

Nice try, Wolves.

Mary had a little lamb, her fleece was white as snow...long story short, they made some bad decisions after a few too many beers.

He's a computer programmer for microsoft, and she's a whore.

Boy, that eHarmony... it's uncanny.

Meet the Flockers.

She's a SILF.

This, this right here, is "the worst that could happen"

"This is beautiful," the farmer said. "Almost makes me wish I wasn't slaughtering them both in the morning."

Sorry my bad, you COUNT sheep to fall asleep, not sleep with sheep to learn to count.

Are you sure this bowtie doesn't make me look gay?

How politicians see people

Ewe are so beautiful

Please tell me there isn't a sex tape of these two.

If these were black sheep, they'd be stealing your stuff.

..and the monk responsible is still at large!

talk about a mindfuck

Oh my God... what an ugly shirt

The Republicans were right. Gay marriage was just the beggining.

Welcome to Narnia. We are here to devour your insides.

"We're looking for Mary."

Oddly enough, all of their clothing is synthetic.

Tell me again what you heard Clarice.

On the seventh day God rested.... and Adam got up to some kinky shit.

Dad, I think he's going to pork her.

Their family photos are nice and all, but he's always coming home and BLEATING his wife.

"A huge step up from the pig I used to date!!!"

Well, I guess some livestock really are free-ranging.

Thanks eweHarmony...

Narnia NSFW

Dear lord, please don't tell me there's now a SHEEP FLU.

Sure, they look so prim an proper now, but on the honey moon he RAMS the fuck out of her!

Funny, she doesn't look eweish.

I now pronounce you...um...married

That's my mom and Daaaaaaad.

The green ribbons ALMOST draw attention away from her lazy eye.

I'm not a tree, I'm a fucking sheep...

Yeah, this wedding is fine, but God forbid two gay guys get married, children might be scarred for life!

This is why humans shouldn't fuck sheep...

How Bill Gates sees people.

In 15 years, Alabama will admit to its shadier practices.

It's not easy being a sheep. Every time you wash your dick it shrinks.

Farmer McGregor never quite figured out why his children looked a little different.

I honestly have no idea what to make of this.

...and then, some people actually WANT government health care.

Only a real man can wear pink

Next on TMZ: Sarah Jessica Parker!

Pfffft. Nice shirt queer.

Let this be a lesson to you farmers out there. It can happen. Wrap your tool!