Other Craptions

Even the winners are losers.

5 minuets later France Surrendered

It's gonna be a bitch to wipe that off your windshield.

It runs on children!

The Anti-Pussy Wagon

We built a quadrobugcyclehydroplane because we wanted a quadrobugcylehydroplane.....bitch.

Tour de San Francisco

If this boats a rockin',don't come a...oh, who the fuck are we kidding?

Honey, get the RAID

One if by land, two if by bee.

The Navy took the brunt of Obama's budget cuts

The Orkin Man is just a little gayer in San Francisco.

What the Canadian navy lacks in budget, it makes up for in flair.

Something about this car bugs me...

It's amphibious, it looks like shit on land and on water.

This is why we will all be speaking chinese in 50 years.

You know you've failed at being "outrageous" when only half the people even bother to turn their heads in your direction.

Toadsuck, Arkansas. . . .where FUN is a relative term

The Detour route for the Gay Pride Parade wasn't very well thought out.

After losing his license, Ted Kennedy resorted to other forms of transportation to Chappaquiddick.

Hurry. Cash For Clunkers ends in three hours.

The ironman competition is a little different in Japan.

Their ad slogan is "If Ted Kennedy had been driving this, Mary Jo would have made it."

Well, that's what you get when a union-owned company produces a government-designed "green car."

The powerful Washington lobby, Homosexuals for Ted Kennedy, mourn his passing with a reenactment of Chappaquidick

"Amphibious Assault" by Fisher Price.

You said this was going to be a 'pussy magnet'.

Maybe if we build a large wooden bumblebee . . .

Shitty Shitty Bang Bang

The new and improved Tour de France...

Creature from the Wussy Lagoon

Titanic 2: Electric Boogaloo

Noah was an idiot.

This is why I HATE PEOPLE

Hey, I think it has a human smeared across the windshield.

Not only do they exterminate bugs, but any chance of getting laid as well.

Oompa Loompa Search and Rescue

"OK, guys. Try to blend in."

"Damn you Nick, you said there'd be girls here."

Looks like Redbull didn't sponsor this event...

When their car broke down on the way to the beach they had to go with Plan Bee.

This vehicle can do 100 things, none of them well.

That bee is full of wasps!!

Yo Gabba Gabba Cruise Lines

Do they Really need to wear helmits?

They have a hive mind... It's not much of one, but still...

How cracked.com columnists get to work

From match.com: "I love arts and crafts, bicycling, rafting, whimsy...I'm just a goof, looking for my ball."

It's a great boat, but we got stung on the price.