Craptions Classics August 25, 2009

I'll get that ****ing glove back if its the last thing I do.

GreyGear

Other Craptions

Spider Dad, Spider Dad, saves the day every other weekend.

"Of course there is candy in his van. Spiderman wouldn't lie."

luckyb

Spiderman regretted hooking up with Mary Jane on that fateful night 7 years ago...

getittwistd

Along with great power comes parental responsibilities.

Fkelleghan

If there is a God, he's carrying what's left of Kirsten Dunst in there.

ChaseMitchell

I don't care how many "best costume" awards you win at ComiCon, waiting for your mom to pick you up after is always embarassing.

CavalierX

He has a Peter Parker costume in that bag.

spectre_vampire

Spider Man-Boy Love Association

WOITAS

Everybody gets one

Crackedhead1

Laundry day was always awkward for Peter Parker.

CavalierX

Hey kid, wanna see my web shooter?

-ED-209

Most. Awesome. Bank heist. Ever.

spectre_vampire

"The last kid who wore my glove is in this duffle bag."

Kelly Robinson

Spiderman 4 looks disapointing

CarlSpackler
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