Other Craptions

Apparently color was too ashamed to be seen in this picture.

Thanks, eHarmony!

When Frank found out that his blind date was actually blind, he had a little bit of fun.

The first Comicon was the best Comicon

The Grim Reaper's new appearance, to be more hip with the youngsters, never lasted past the 50's.

The Millers went to great lengths to draw attention away from their atrocious wallpaper.

Thanks Sea Harmony!

You see where its pointing. Get busy.

Aquaman's prom picture

Even Death laughs when he sees what he wore in high school

"Get it? Her name is Britney, and I'm holding a spear. Get it now?"

I'm Jewish on my grandmother's side, and my grandfather was a hell guard.

A rare picture of the Evil Lord Golgoroth at rest, sharing a quiet moment with his wife.

Why no sir, I have no intentions of forking your daughter tonight.

Atlantis: Maybe we just don't want to find it anymore.

Well, I hired him to get the Shark out of my toilet, and it was love at first sight.

If you voted for the "Thanks eHarmony" then this guy will remove your nut sack with his trident.

Wow! The air is ELECTRIC with sexual tension!

I'm sorry Jenny I know I look ridiculous but these are the only pair of boots I could find.

Death comes for you when you least suspect it.

Alice in Wonder-Why-I-Don't-Get-Laid Land

Am I the only one who wants to see her naked?

In the land of ugly wallpaper, the unpatterned man is king.

Well Tom, you've completely fucked up the idea of a costume that hides your identity. Everybody knows you carry that dead fish walking stick.

Look, it's like an arrow pointing to where his manhood used to be.

I have it... That is a fish on the end of the spear. It is Halibut on a Halberd:-)

The witchdoctor lifted his staff. Amy opened her mouth to say something but nothing came out. She was speechless. And there was much rejoicing.

Can't I just use an old Craption for this instead of making up my own?

Tonight honey, can we do it reverse nacho style?

Hitler at the Halloween party won first prize for the most creative costume

Mrs. Jekyll never could catch a break.

He can spear a fish while he's indoors. He can make the most horrifying wallpaper unnoticeable. He can make black tights look manly. He can dress like an utter fool and still attract women. He is ... the most interesting man in the world.

Hey baby, I'm well equipped to spear your tuna.

dammit cracked making me sign in to write a craption

Marge really wasn't too surprised when, the next morning, she found out she had crabs.

If you laugh at me one more time I will have Patick spear you again with his halberd.

Look what i bought from that Billy Mays man Mom!

The Queen of Hearts and The King of Dipshits

The wallpaper is almost as ugly as her skirt-HOLYSHIT LOOK at that badass spear!

How Americans see Canadians.

Nobody spears a fish like Captain Dreidel.

Which one of these two lost a bet? Your guess is as good as mine.

Phil succeeded in his attempt to make the wallpaper look less tacky.

Zeus could throw lightning but somehow Poseiden got all the action.

Sorry, Mary, welcome to YouTube!

Fuck!! i shoulda put THANKS,E HARMONY!

Holy Crap! I didn't know those were allowed out of their cages back in the '50s! She should be in the kitchen washing dishes!

"Mom, please tell me my dad is actually the milkman."

Alice in thunder land