Other Craptions

We call it the Aristocrats.

No, no, I appreciate that you guys are my "biggest fans". It's that breaking into my house at 3AM and doing mostly-naked gymnastics thing... that's why I'm calling the police.

Few people know that National Geographic used to have centerfolds.

During World War II, Japan had top secret experiments to create a real life Megazord. But they accidentally invented Japanese porn, and the world would never be the same.

Turns out optimus prime was just some people in a suit

Yes it does distract attention away from the ninja in the basket, but is it really practical?

this is how they spell out the Japanese characters for YMCA

The very first Sony Playstation.

Can you please get your dick out my ear ....appreciate it!

Incest! A game the whole family can play!

SEOUL TRAIN!!!

The bar has been raised. Your move, Germany.

is it weird how comfortable they look?

This would be totally gay without those colorful fans.

The family that... does whatever this is together, stays together.

I am not sure I want to play *this* version of Jenga.

That's a pretty elaborate trick just to show off that the guy on the left has a foot for a dick.

Right, Mr 3rd-from-the-top, turn your head a little to the right... little more... there you go, that's it! You're a paedophile.

Counting myself, these guys have 6 fans.

I never thought they'd make a gay porn version of The King and I, but they cracked it.

"Gimme an L!" "R!"

See! I told you there were no adverse side effects from acai berries!

he ordered the "cream of sumyungai"...

It's a little frightening that the guy in between the child junk has a light smile on his face.

Air conditioning in the late 1800s.

What the...? I asked for a geisha, not a gay show!

"Okay, nice tableside tricks, but would you make my fucking Hibachi steak already?!"

An early prototype of Power Rangers

All this just to reach the doorbell... I told you they were short...

this would be totally gay if it wasn't for these awesome fans

In China they were doctors. In America they had to find alternate employment.

Little Niko wondered if this was a good time to tell his brothers, father and uncle he was gay.

How is this supposed to thwart the zombie epidemic?

The question everyone's asking, WHY THE HELL HASN'T SOUTH KOREA TAKEN OVER THE NORTH ALREADY???

That is the weirdest backpack I've ever seen.

yeah... the fans make you look very masculine... not at all homosexual...

"No, I DON'T want to buy a fan."

The Japanese never fully grasped the concept of having cheerleaders, did they?

Their mothers must be so proud.

The new Final Fantasy is sure to please fans.

they're holding fans so it's not gay...

Little known fact: China invented the world's first helicopter.

We really need to stop underestimating the power of gypsy curses.

I'm not a fan of these North Korean busses.

Damn fanfics and their Mikado-Jenga-Brokeback Mountain crossovers

Exhibit A: A terrible time to accidentally let one loose.

Without the fans we'd have no hope of pulling this off.

I guess I misunderstood when you said you were president of the fan club.

Very nice an' all... but MY team does it sky-diving.