Craptions Classics August 22, 2009

As a supervillian, it's important to manage your finances well. For example, you don't want to blow your budget on your super suit and have nothing left over for transport.


Other Craptions

Actually, I can wait for the next taxi...

Some jerk parked his car on the entry to my Secret Lair.


Yeah, I wouldn't want to be seen driving that either.

Thomas Calnan

You've met Lada Gaga, now meet... Lord Gaga.


Near a deserted overpass, with a gimp suited man and his rape wagon. I can tell this is going to be the start of a TERRIFIC day.

Gimp My Ride


You want sado-masochism??? How about I drop you off at school in THIS car?


Don't blame me, I voted for McCain.


Those red marks aren't paint, he's actually bleeding shame.


This is going to be the best Saturday ever. My costume is finally finished and mom let me borrow her car.


Failing to get bit by a radioactive spider, Peter went for the next best thing as the Amazing CarParker.

World's best soccer mom.

Thomas Calnan

Some speedtraps are easier to spot than others.


"Ilovepublicsex69, we meet at last..."

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