Other Craptions

Never EVER EVER Land

"Hi dad? Remember how you said I could get laid if girls thought I was cute? Well fuck you!"

Winnie the Poohdophile

Hint: she's not the only fairy in the group.

He's got wood, but it's nowhere near 100 acres.

Hi Daniel, this is Regis Philbin from Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Here's your question. Where is the G-Spot?

"Christopher Robin... *sniff*... Peter's cockblockin' me again."

She's not letting him anywhere near her honey pot.

You know you've worn a stupid costume when Peter Pan tells you to grow up.

"We don't yet know the winner of this Scavenger Hunt, but we've identified a bunch of the losers."

Peter would so hate fuck Tinkerbell if Pooh Bear would just go away.

Where's Al Gore?! I found ManBearPig!!

T-mobile's network isn't nearly as big as Verizon's, but it's a lot more whimsical.

Welcome to Virgin-ia.

WOW this is Unbelieveable!!! where can you buy that Limited Edition Old School Batman sweater?

Even at college orientation, cliques quickly form.

"I think the costume's a big hit. Everyone says I look like Pooh."

The kind of wardrobe malfunction no one cares about.

So I said to him, "Nice Batman costume, dork."

But Mom, what do I do with her AFTER I get my clothes off?

Town hall meeting in San Francisco

Hey Jack, can you believe this? Some loser came dressed as batman!

hi 411? yes i need the number to suicide hotline

"You want to get laid? I'm a Fairy Godmother, not a goddamn miracle worker!"

Hey this elf pimp wants 500 is that too much? No bro it's f'ing tinkerbell. . yeah!

Fairy Godmilf.

Odd to see the Batman symbol there... I would have thought this was more like Robin's crowd.

Hi Jim...you'll never guess what I'm standing next to! A REAL LIFE GIRL! I know! Crazy, right?

Wait - which one is the fairy?

I want to tear her wings off one by one and hear her scream in pain. God that excites me.

But Mom you gotta bring me my bear feet I look so stupid without them.

Haven't seen a "France Surrendered" Joke in a while so: 10 Seconds later, France met the homosexual bears demands and surrendered.

Yeah, Hook? We'll be right over. Nope, they don't suspect a thing. You're gonna owe me a shitload of honey for this....

pedobear tried something different this time.

"So I says to her, 'Hey, I'd tink YOUR bell'...and then she told me to go fuck myself."

Someone PLEASE zip him up!!

Hi Mom, can you check my porridge for me?

Roaming fees to Imaginationland are fucking brutal.

He's not holding a cell phone. It's a Twinkie.

Whenever he got nervous, Lenny pretended coinpurse was a cellphone.

can you hear me now?

Mom, I need you to get my zipper unstuck.

He has no van, he's dressed as a kitten, and he ate all the candy. His plan has completely unraveled.

"Can you mock me now? Good! Can you mock me now? Good! Can you mock me now? . . ."

I dont remember Tinkerbell being that husky, or Peter Pan being that gay, and it looks like some fat guy went ED GEIN on Pooh bear...

"Unemployed in Greenland" isn't actually the worst place to be.

"Sorry about that guys, that was my guy he has a line on some honey."

Unlike the real Pooh, he never has to worry about getting stuck in a hole.

"Nope, she didn't fall for it...YES, I wore the costume, but she still knew it was me somehow..."