Craptions Classics August 18, 2009

Statutory rape


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And thus the true origin story of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is told.


I win wars. I build entire cities. But I FUCK ONE TURTLE and this is the statue I get!


Aquaman finally snapped.

Well, what do you expect, wearing such a slutty shell?


Well, the turtle soup was the creamiest I've ever tasted. What's your secret?


this is how mermAIDS started


Fed up with the Ninja Turtles, Shredder decides to take his revenge on their mother.

Oh that silly Greek god Sodomite, what will you be up to next?


Slow and steady wins the... oh yeah... race.


Hes going to come out of his shell.


Never before has the sodomy of the majestic sea turtle been so perfectly captured in the art world.

Jeff Kelly

Someone, somewhere, just named their band "Turtlebone".


What an idiot. You can't give a good back massage without some oils.

After the attack was over, it took the turtle three and a half hours to run away.

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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