Craptions Classics August 15, 2009

The chandelier at the entrance to the fertility clinic was not very subtle

sish2000

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...and he said let there be light, followed by a subtle grunt.

GreyGear

The artist's work has been described as fresh, new and spunky by many critics. It took him only 3 minutes to create according to his wife, a fellow artist.

Pineapple666

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QueenSativa

How dare you accuse me of having sex with lightbulbs. You have no proo-- oh.

"Tadpoles," Alan insisted over his friend's snickers. "They're tadpoles!"

ClashCityRocker

...and here come the jokes about sperm.

orgiNebaG

"Yeah, no one knows. It was just up there one morning, and fuck if we were going to move it."

Fkelleghan

The latest upskirt shot of Paris Hilton.

Rodney69

Now I regret telling him to get a hobby aside from porn

ArtyMorty

Chuck Norris blows a load.

Truthiness

Go towards the light, Megan Fox.

It's as easy as hanging fish from the chandelier ... wait, that's not how it goes...

Fkelleghan

It took six hours for rescue workers to safely extract the Japanese girls.

angerfrog

Just when you thought chandeliers couldn't get any classier, one made of sperm comes along.

KC0902
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