Other Craptions

...and he said let there be light, followed by a subtle grunt.

The artist's work has been described as fresh, new and spunky by many critics. It took him only 3 minutes to create according to his wife, a fellow artist.

Cracked.com: where 1:13 means no one will even see your craption.

How dare you accuse me of having sex with lightbulbs. You have no proo-- oh.

"Tadpoles," Alan insisted over his friend's snickers. "They're tadpoles!"

...and here come the jokes about sperm.

"Yeah, no one knows. It was just up there one morning, and fuck if we were going to move it."

The latest upskirt shot of Paris Hilton.

Now I regret telling him to get a hobby aside from porn

Chuck Norris blows a load.

Go towards the light, Megan Fox.

It's as easy as hanging fish from the chandelier ... wait, that's not how it goes...

It took six hours for rescue workers to safely extract the Japanese girls.

Just when you thought chandeliers couldn't get any classier, one made of sperm comes along.

When I turn the lights on they get seriously turned on!

You're going to need a bigger booty.

Funny...after looking at this, I feel like rolling over and going to sleep.

The best thing to do when visiting your creepy uncle's creepy home is to find the strength to keep silent.

When the lightbulb burns out in the spermandelier there's always a fight over who will change it.

Anybody else think it's a bunch of spoons?

Alice wondered if not having sex in years was showing in her art.

God saw the sun and grew horny at how hot it looked.

When the men of the tribe return from hunting the majestic Jizz Fish, the women would carefully hang the catch to dry.

These Oxy Clean scoops were found in Billy Mays' colon during his autopsy.

This chandelier puts the fear of God in... my ass.

Without Billy Mays around, Nobody will buy this shit.

Georgia O'Keefe should never design another chandelier again, EVER.

When anchovies attack.

Shhh, don't tell them they're being expelled at the sight of a craption picture with a woman in it. It would break their hearts.

"I said I wanted a fish chandelier you fucking dick!" exclaimed the displeased customer. "But it is," he responded. "Look again," He peered up in bewilderment and exclaimed, "Ewwwwwww gross".

Hey! Those aren't flying fish! You can see the wires, you cheap bastards!

Why the hell is god masturbating?

John, forever the environmentalist, found an innovative way to reuse his old condoms.

I couldn't decide on a location....kitchen, dining room, ass, tits...

WTF is this load of...load?

Larry Flynt buys the Weather Channel

This is what Batmans sperm looks like...

The Spermish are coming! The Spermish are coming!

As an added bonus, if you act now we will include a bag of heroin with each spoon on the lamp...FREE!!! C'mon folks, we can't do this all day. Call now for the Junkie Lamp!!!!

It's bad when changing a lightbulb can be a sticky situation.*

The main ingredient of mighty putty.....Billy Mays sperm.

Ten year old childs reaction to recent article by Seanbaby

The burning bush, in the new Bible relaunch from porn.com

Those are spoons, I don't know how everyone calls them sperm.

They're tiny shovels, can ya dig it?

Seriously, just don't go into the light.

The pendant on a pearl necklace

I'm not putting that over my dinner table!

they say that if you look into town hall after midnight, with the right amount of light, you can actually see a naked woman sitting directly beneath this structure, with a guy holding a video camera bside her.... he is wearing a tshirt that says "bra