Other Craptions

"Hello MJ, I wanna play a game......nevermind."

Not all crash test dummies survive unharmed.

When did Tim Burton remake "Pinocchio?"

Tasteful jokes are impossible.

These dolls are sooooo Abercrombie!

That's OK! I'll stay cripple!

Charlie Brown and a Very Special Olympics

Pinocchio kept "falling down the stairs" when Gepetto came home from the bar.

Didn't I see this kid ask a planted question at an Obama Town hall meeting?

Strange, after my orgasm this photo no longer holds my interest as it once did.

That's just the way he rolls.

No. 99 knew he wasn't like the other children, but he was determined to make it as a speed racer.

"Yeah doc, I get that you can make me better, faster, stronger. But do you have the technology to make me creepy as fuck?"

Ahh, the future of health care in America.

I wanna make a joke about this, but at the same time, I don't wanna be "that guy".

Let's see Forrest run his way out of this!

Someone at least get me a fuckin' wig.

The 100 series had painted wooden skin. We spotted them REALLY easy.

Now we know who was riding in yesterday's CRAPTION-mobile

"Blanket" Jackson finally uncovered!

E: True Hollywood Story: The Crash Test Dummies

Do you really think pedophiles will fall for this trap?

Orange and navy clashes, dude.

what the fuck did you do to my little brother...I just wanted you to scare him...

You gotta hand it to the asians, they know how to make anything with wheels look hideous.

Thanks all the same, I think I'll stick with my Roomba.

As long as he doesn't go "full retard".

Where do I put my dick?

"Thanks to our new walking device for handicapped children, the feeble wobble, but they don't fall down."

Steven Spielbergs's AI 2: Tokyo Drift

At NAMBLA, they serve their children a la carte.

I bet he wins an Oscar.

HIS ARMS!! I told you to fix his arms! Can't you see that retard has legs?!?!?

Never go full dummy.

Those Old Navy commercials are getting weirder...

My other scooter is a Segway.

Isn't that SPECIAL!

Finally, our robot is almost done. We just need to add the Emotion Drive including such feelings as remorse, anger, and vengeance; a deep hatred for humanity; and an always-running energy source, possibly spells from the Book of the Dead. ISN'T THE F

Ikea's- Forrest Guump

In My Nightmares...

More terrifying than that damn kid in "The Grudge".

Dr. Lee's group decided to focus on how to make physical handicaps even more creepy.

It turns out Jaundice was the least of Andy's concerns.

I said I wanted "Polo for Dummies" not dummies with polio.

Apparently, NAMBLA has developed a robotics division.

Finally, a robot pathetic enough to give cancer kids a little perspective on their problems.

3 Laps to go, No. 95 still in front!

Creepy armless doll? Check. Freddy Kreuger shirt? Check. Lifeless, almost homicidal smile? Check. The monster in your nightmares for the next year? Now that's a DEFINITE FUCKING CHECK!

Listen, all I'm saying is that your siege engine needs work.