Other Craptions

What do you mean my VW won't fit into Mini Storage?

You dumb shit! Arachnids aren't bugs!

If that thing is full of clowns I'm going to shit my pants.

Are you afraid of spiders? Yes? Are you afraid of Germans? Yes? Well have I got a car for you!

I like a car with some leg room.

Wild Wild West 2 sucked even more than the first...

Herbie had taken their shit for long enough.

You can literally pick up chicks with this car.

Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Cars

Herbie picked up something nasty after having Lindsay Lohan inside him.

if only it was a convertible..

...this is your brain on 'shrooms.

This car lives off of the bugs that splatter on it's windshield.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Funny, I always thought the VW Beetle would transform into a giant joint, if anything.

It does get over 100 terrified shrieks to the gallon.

Well, at least it's better than Transformers 2...

My other car is a caterpillar.

Michael Bay to direct Herbie sequel...

Its found an alternate power source...FEAR.

SpiderBug, SpiderBug. Does whatever a SpiderBug does. Is he fast? Wanna bet? Beat a Ferrari and ate a Corvette. Look out! Here comes the SpiderBug!

All this time spent preparing for the zombie apocalypse... WASTED!

Don't Beetles have six legs?

Obama's Cash for Crabs program takes an odd turn ...

The original design for the VW Bug was much, MUCH more badass.

There's a typo on that sign. The phone number is actually 246-0666.

Finally, a vehicle that makes the prostitute in my trunk a secondary issue

Someone SERIOUSLY misunderstood the concept of a Hybrid car.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a JESUS F@%#ING CHRIST!

Quick! To the Spidermobile!

HOLY FARFEGNUGEN!!

See what happens when you let Lindsay Lohan's vagina ride inside Herbie? That happens.

Jurassic Trailer Park

And now we add the "Palin 2012" bumper sticker...done!

I can't wait to call 246-0777 for my mini-storage needs.

I for one will change the oil on our new VolksWagen overlords.

everyone remember where we parked.

It catches Smart Cars and mopeds in its web.

Wild Wild West... £175 million well spent...

It's got arachnid-and-pinion steering.

How adorable! This beetle thinks its a spider!

Deciding that Batman's care looked much better, Spiderman prepared to put his own in storage until repairs could be made.

Sometimes you just know, without asking, that they don't have any Grey Poupon.

...And it gets 35 miles to the AWESOME!

The vehicle of choice for 8 out of 10 zombie apocolypse survivors.

The pig it spins webs for must be fucking enormous.

I just called Mini-Storage. They said "Yes, we know it's lame."

Well, I had a couple Rottweillers too, but after it ate them I figured he kept the place pretty safe all by himself.

The Germans' response to yesterdays craption winner...