Other Craptions

Well, what the hell CAN you do in this town?

"Hey look, I can go ice fishing with my dick." "Wow, that's SO awesome I just shit myself."

Golf is different in Germany. Very different.

Its hard typing with one hand....

It's a strictly non-partisan zone. That means no Republicans shitting on the little guy and no Democrats pissing away all our money.

Go away, R Kelly.

No "Big Turds" or "Little Dicks" Allowed.

Ok, so I'm not allowed to fish with my dick or shit on a hat. Good to know.

At least foreign nations had the good sense to warn their people about the Twilight film.

But it IS OK if you proceed to the JAAMAS!

Jesus, Barry, your balls are hanging out again. Oh, what's that? You're teabagging that midget? Oh okay.

If you need a sign to stop THAT sort of behavior, then a sign is SO NOT gonna be enough.

It costs HOW much to take a shit in this country?

*Refresh*, *refresh*, *refresh*, *ref... WTF?!?!

Before they put up this sign, Friday nights were a complete clusterfuck

I feel a quiet since of pride and achievement in knowing that i was probably the sole reason for this signs placement.

By the looks of that stone, someone has already broken that rule

How else am I supposed to mark my territory?!

Spoilsports.

I don't believe I've ever agreed with anything as much as I have agreed with this sign.

So... we can do it if we're alone?

Warning - you are now entering Seth McFarlane's house. Please leave taste at the door.

You know, if the guy is holding in that much shit just let the poor bastard go wherever he wants...

"I'm sorry officer but I had Taco Bell for lunch... Rule or no rule, this is going to happen."

This sign is scata-illogical.

Linking a chain to your dick and/or making snowmen out of fresh poop is not advisable. Offenders will be sent to the JAAMAS.

I guess this restroom is actually for resting.

I trahvelled all this way, only to be told that I can't get the jaam outta my ass?!

No Japenese Porn...

I guess that means Grampa's not allowed on this beach...

Why do you hate fun?

Wait! WC JAAMAS is to the left! Thanks a lot Mapquest! I'm so mad I could....oh wait nevermind.

Is... Is he peeing out his finger??

Your girlfriend's choice of hotel suite is a subtle hint of what she is and isn't into

"I was scared shitless at first, but the stream didn't hit me."

Odd sign to have in front of the restroom...

And if a sign told you not to jump off of this bridge, would you do that too?

Well, I'm taking my business elsewhere! Hmph!

Why are people so mean to him? He already has a tiny dick! Let him piss and shit where he wants.

Because cracked employed Michael Swaim the needed to post these signs everywhere.

What is this? Obvious Day at Camp Stupid?

Japanese Sex-Ed textbook.

WC Jaamas. Now 99% more family-friendly.

Things you shouldn't do to the Great Wall of China (under pain of death).

It's become abundantly clear that I've died and gone to hell.

Two stick figures, one sign.

Signs NOT found at New Jersey Rest-Stops

Oh, aren't we high-and-mighty. Take a squat in Jaamas, but not here. You're too GOOD for excrement, huh?

Don't waste clean ground: defecate and urinate into the SAME area.