Other Craptions

The hamsters finally had their revenge.

Waterworld... $175 million well spent...

How they train sharks to play volleyball.

The punishment for chewing gum in Singapore.

"Well...I suppose it DOES limit the spread of swine flu..."

"And the Last of Anna Nicole Smith's Implants were put on display outside the Smithsonian..."

Michael Jackson liked to keep them sealed for freshness.

Free range children are much better behaved, and tastier.......so I've heard.

Why stem-cell research should not be used by alcoholic scientist.

Bubbleboy fights are the new blood sport.

When I fart in the pool, a couple of bubbles come up. When Godzilla farts in the pool all kinds of horrors surface!

With the crack wearing off, Kelly found herself with a lot of questions, but no answers.

I'm confused; does this mean they are or aren't witches?

CRACKED editors in their free time...

"Audience, get your darts ready!"

Japanese daycares keep their children in line with threats of releasing the pirahnas.

And I thought my parents were overprotective.

The shortage of skilled labor has hit the child care industry the hardest.

So will I get into trouble for looking at these kid's balls?

Pop a balloon, win an immigrant! Pop a balloon, win an immigrant! Step right up!

When I was your age, we didn't have cars or school buses. We had to wake up at 4, skip breakfast, and roll under our own power all the way to school!

swimming classes for hydrophobes

Well... drowning Bubble Boy didn't work.

"I call this piece of living sculpture "Sarah Palin's Three Remaining Brain Cells'."

This reminds me of that film G-Force, only not shit.

Sometimes you have to go to extraordinary lengths to prevent throwing the baby out with the bathwater.

So can I have a volunteer who has a crippling fear of drowning?

It was embarrasing enough that I was searching for "wet balls"

they are having a BALL...

You Sank My Bubbleship!!

Damn it, the line's too long. Let's just go on the rollercoaster agian.

One more round and then we'll go find out where that crying is coming from. Oh... never mind. It stopped.

Rumours about the live action Pokemon film have sadly been confirmed

Bubble Bobble: The Untold Story.

Each ball contains enough oxygen to survive for 5 hours. The mouth-breather in the back is already dead.

DO A BARRELL ROLL

So THAT'S what Swaim was doing on his vacation...

I always knew the Chinese laid eggs.

bubble boy convention.

women be all up in my balls

I'd write a witty craption but most people don't read past the top three to the bottom so I'll just say oogaty boogaty instead.

No Mr. Bond, I expect you to float around there for a while and escape or something!

Before computers were invented,videogames were live action.

Wow... The Chinese version of Thunderdome is quite laughable.

OK, it's got a low carbon footprint, but can it be mass-produced?

They make bobbing for apples so hard these days!

Shark treats....crunchy on the outside, chewy in the middle.

Crouching Tiger, Floating Asian.

I'm not really sure about this meatball recipe...