Craptions Classics August 08, 2009

The butterfly hawk was pleased. Its children would eat well that day.

Fkelleghan

Other Craptions

Uhh... the 'Robin-signal'?

FrostLight

....and on the 7th Day God rested, then on the 8th Day God got up and couldn't remember where he put his pants.

brucexedwards

I'm going to say it: "I've heard of parachute pants...but this is ridiculous..."

Milkman

I only bought it because it said toppless woman...

Xm3buX

This is one of Stephen Hawking's recurrent dreams.

DrTom

Kites for sale! Half off!

FrostLight

The fly is open...OH THE HUMANITY!

And thus Michael Jackson's funeral concluded ...

crunchybananas

On August 8, 2009, mankind successfully mooned God.

racedogg2

Texas Chainsaw Massacre's entry in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade.

Mikelibrarian

Butterfly in the sky, my crotch can fly twice as high, take a look, it's in a book, a Reading Rainbow.

Listless

Even the parade industry has not been spared in this recession.

Listless

A confusing metaphor for life

hiphopapotamus

STOP. HAMMER TIME!

Milkman
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