Other Craptions

Uhh... the 'Robin-signal'?

....and on the 7th Day God rested, then on the 8th Day God got up and couldn't remember where he put his pants.

I'm going to say it: "I've heard of parachute pants...but this is ridiculous..."

I only bought it because it said toppless woman...

This is one of Stephen Hawking's recurrent dreams.

Kites for sale! Half off!

The fly is open...OH THE HUMANITY!

And thus Michael Jackson's funeral concluded ...

On August 8, 2009, mankind successfully mooned God.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre's entry in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade.

Butterfly in the sky, my crotch can fly twice as high, take a look, it's in a book, a Reading Rainbow.

Even the parade industry has not been spared in this recession.

A confusing metaphor for life

STOP. HAMMER TIME!

Does anyone else think that the Giant Japanese monsters are starting to loose their edge.

second star to the left and on till morning! oh, and watch out for airplanes.

The top half drifted down to the Amazon Rain Forest, where it was worshiped as a God.

Imagine a butterfly. Good. Now, imagine a floating torso above that butterfly. Done? Congratulations. You are now Japanese. Enjoy your new culture.

Thus Spake Zarathustra...'s gay uncle

a scene from Disney's "Honey i blew up my pants"...

that Mothra vs. Peter Pan movie looks like it's going to be really lame

Float like a butterfly, sting like chlamydia.

Ironically, the airhead with the chest balloons dropped like a rock.

Turns out that Peter Pan overdosed on pixie dust and tried to fly through a windmill.

While residents slept, balloons filled with 'the gay' drew ever closer...

And they wonder why only two contestants entered this year's kite flying contest.

Little did the crowd below know, THIS kite was about to relieve itself.

The butterfly effect just got worse!

OHHH! SO THOSE ARE PARACHUTE PANTS...

Little Sungyu was heartbroken. She'd worked 6 long months making the butterfly, but Mr. Tung's 'Hot Legs' was the talk of the competition.

"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?" "No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that you're well and truly fucked."

Peter Pants

"Then we leap out FROM the pants and take them completely by surprise!"

The giant dong is being inflated.

Yeah, I don't know what a flying buttress is either.

I blame the butterfly.

Everyone ignored Dave when he complained about butterflies in his stomach...that is, until he burst open.

The butterfly was pleased. This pantsing would be epic.

The origin of the phrase "Flying by the seat of your pants, while being chased by a giant monstrosity of a butterfly."

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

The Kite Runner remake is gonna suck.

Your butterFLY is open! HA! HA HA! ha.

Control tower DO-I-have-permission to fire?

"That one looks like a butterfly" "That one looks like a man that's been cut in half" "Jimmy, do we need to go see the school psychologist again?"

The chest half turns into a butterfly. You do not want to know what the pants half turns into.

I warned The Rocketeer to look out for power lines.

It's the Freud Day Parade.

How McDonalds shows the world that a new Ronald has been chosen.

God, I loved that Wonder Woman doll... the upper half, sadly, was laid to rest.