Craptions Classics August 07, 2009

So here's to you Mr. Went-Way-Out-of-Your-Way-to-Inform-Everyone-at-Your-Ex-girlfriend's-Office-That-She-Has-Crabs. This Bud's for you.

mrpeabody

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Paris Hilton must be close by.

sish2000

The best parallel parker in the WORLD.

Theshookman

I, for one, welcome our delicious crustacean overlords.

CavalierX

Crab People! Crab People! Look like Crab, drive like people...

JCarlton

Crabs for Clunkers

sgt.mcnasty

Underneath that hard exterior, Gary just wanted to be loved.

jtklove

And that's why I was late for work... No, seriously! These two assholes in a crab costume were blocking my car!

racedogg2

Where will you be when you have your first period?

Fkelleghan

I heard she had crabs, but THIS is ridiculous!

CavalierX

The only problem is it drives sideways...

Thomas Calnan

Welcome to the crab bake. The marijuana is that way.

sish2000

Relax, it's just Lady Gaga's contribution to the parade.

Versus

The crabs stage a protest against the Discovery Channel because they dont have their own week devoted to them.

Truthiness

I think we all know why the officer's going to pull him over.

Fkelleghan
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