Other Craptions

Paris Hilton must be close by.

The best parallel parker in the WORLD.

I, for one, welcome our delicious crustacean overlords.

Crab People! Crab People! Look like Crab, drive like people...

Crabs for Clunkers

Underneath that hard exterior, Gary just wanted to be loved.

And that's why I was late for work... No, seriously! These two assholes in a crab costume were blocking my car!

Where will you be when you have your first period?

I heard she had crabs, but THIS is ridiculous!

The only problem is it drives sideways...

Welcome to the crab bake. The marijuana is that way.

Relax, it's just Lady Gaga's contribution to the parade.

The crabs stage a protest against the Discovery Channel because they dont have their own week devoted to them.

I think we all know why the officer's going to pull him over.

OM NOM NOM NOM

Meanwhile, in the back of the car.... "Nah baby, we don't need a condom - I'm clean!!"

it's 3:02 so instead of writing a joke about getting crabs I may as well just say "more boobys plz thx"

Not Pictured: A 50-Gallon Drum of melted butter.

"We're from PETA, and we're protesting the creation of this new crab shack." "But you're wearing army shorts. There are actual people who die in the army. Aren't they important?" "Uh...well...yeah, but- but- THE CRABS!"

No Parking here, here and DEFINITELY not here.

Yeah Hollywood is running out of ideas. Their doing a spin-off of Futurama where Zoidberg is the main Character...Too bad the funding was shitty.

And all at once Jimmy realised: He didn't have crabs. The crabs had HIM.

Promo for the next Man vs. Food episode. My money is on Food.

The Chinese dragon parade did not translate well in New England.

Joe's Used Car Shack

On second thought, Sponge Bob, I would NOT like a Crabbie Patty.

CSI: Alaska

Yeah, the live-action Futurama idea didn't pan out the way they hoped did it?

Told ya you should have used a condom, Hal.

Okay, Asian dude we get it. You won the Mini-Loto. Stop showing off.

Comic Con is realllly gonna suck this year.

Maryland's invasion of Pennsylvania began small.

They did a super-realism episode of Futurama

OK, I give up -- I'll never eat at Red Lobster again!

And the crab was very embarrassed for having a nasty case of the humans.

"If you know a better way of sharing protein strands, I'd like to hear it!"

No that's fine. Take a picture of my pain and torment. It's only my intestines spilling out and I think that's my liver over there. But I'M FINE.

"If you love me, just say you love me, Sarah. GOD, why do you always come at things sideways?"

Cant believe we waited this long for an Angelina Jolie Crotch shot....

I am sick of these Mother Fucking Crabs in this Mother Fucking parking lot!

The Indian Spongebob is not quite as good.

Billy's crabs got to be so bad they took his car.

hey check out my new hybrid

Prank idea: Put actual crabs in the orange funnels; wait for screams; laugh my ass off

The less successful "crabs for clunkers" program.

"we're going to need a bigger hammer"

best anti theft device your money can buy

After H.H. Puffinstuff was cancelled, a lot of these nightmarish puppets became homeless.

Shelly, does this barnacle make my ass look big?