Craptions Classics August 05, 2009

there's only one udder to suck on. but okay, here goes...

Ed_Gein

Other Craptions

Once you go black....Angus, you never go back.

MikeSwisher

You perverts need to stop with the blowjob jokes. She's obviously tickling his balls.

icheat

Now where is that damn cow? Excuse me Mr. Businessman, have you seen my cow?

bryp777

Not *all* happy cows come from California.

ChaseMitchell

Pedobear was a playful creature, but Pedocow was all business.

slickjamesjik

There you go. Suck it. Suck it hard bitch. Right there....right there...oh my god......MOOOOOOOO

icheat

Stupid cows and their skateboards

icheat

Just because it's wearing a tie doesn't mean you should trust it with your kids...

Thomas Calnan

Did Gary Larson get elected world leader or something?

bcanders

Well, looks like you've blown your third stomach valve, the udder distributor cap is shot, and your milk pan is leaking

Zaphod

Wall Street analysts say a bull market is coming...

CavalierX

Well it's official. Cow statues get more action than I do. This makes me sad.

Zounds!

That's a whole country album's worth of material right there.

Fkelleghan

It won't work. He's not horny.

jtklove
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