Other Craptions

Once you go black....Angus, you never go back.

You perverts need to stop with the blowjob jokes. She's obviously tickling his balls.

Now where is that damn cow? Excuse me Mr. Businessman, have you seen my cow?

Not *all* happy cows come from California.

Pedobear was a playful creature, but Pedocow was all business.

There you go. Suck it. Suck it hard bitch. Right there....right there...oh my god......MOOOOOOOO

Stupid cows and their skateboards

Just because it's wearing a tie doesn't mean you should trust it with your kids...

Did Gary Larson get elected world leader or something?

Well, looks like you've blown your third stomach valve, the udder distributor cap is shot, and your milk pan is leaking

Wall Street analysts say a bull market is coming...

Well it's official. Cow statues get more action than I do. This makes me sad.

That's a whole country album's worth of material right there.

It won't work. He's not horny.

Burger King just found its next employee of the Month.

I hope she's using a sturdy lock. When I was in NYC last year, MY skateboard-cow was stolen in less than five minutes.

Betty would swallow, but she's lactose intolerant.

There are plenty of places available to stick my dick. Now to choose where it goes first.

The new World of Warcraft upgrade has some real surprises.

This is the Hindu god of marketing.

Bo Vine, attorney at law.

Chik-Fil-A's original promotion "eat more cock" got mixed reactions.

"So Little Susie, what did you do for Halloween?" "My uncle went as a cow, and we played a fun game where I pretended to milk him! But his milk tasted really sweet."

Somewhere, someone is jerking off to this...

Ma'am, please... I have a presentation to get to downtown.

Nice bike. Is it a cowasaki?

When my Mom said she worked on the farm as a little girl, I pictured it being somehow more wholesome.

"Gimmee back my skateboard, you meanie or I'll pull your other 3 dicks!"

Yep, there's an app for that.

And what do YOU think a pimp looks like in a fairy tale? Now get back to work, Red Riding Hood.

Little Bethany knew, even when she was little, that she wouldn't be happy with her husband's penis size.

FAKE!!! the cow's not wearing pants

Suddenly, the recession is so clear to me now.

He was a bull. She was a girl. Could I make it even more obvious?

The little girl prepared to enter her Trojan Cow for it was time to go to battle with her older brother... who, for the record, is a big meanie!

"Help me get unstuck from these bikes, I've got an interview in five minutes!"

Buster, the no-nonsense cow, had two missions in life: to skateboard, and to sell reasonably priced insurance.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he's married.

A cow in a suit and tie? That's UDDER BULLshit! Just more banks trying to MILK us dry with their advertising. Man, that rant put in a bad MOOOOOD.

Some vegetarians still enjoy meat...

With a disguise that wily, he fools all the girls into giving him handjobs!

Sure, he seems like any other ordinary guy, but who would have guessed he was a child moolester?

What a stupid cow. It could have stolen a bike, but it went for the skateboard. And look, its tie is crooked! I don't care that it can talk and dress like a person. For me, its numerous flaws outweigh everything else.

The bikes makes me thinks it's Holland...the unnatural sex act taking place in the open confirms it.

Hang on, I've almost got it untangled from the spokes...

The Allied Milk Producers introduce their Cowporate mascot. (I instantly regret this craption.)

Ironically the cow was wearing a McDonald's tie.

Old MacDonald had a hobby...

Old McDonald had a farm, e-i, e-i, oh. And on that farm he capitalized his R&D expenditures so they could be added to the balance sheet as an intangible asset, e-i, e-i, oh.