Sometimes dyslexia can just sneak up on you.
Word Search has just taken it up a notch. Suck on it, Sudoku.
He's having a vowel movement.
To be in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act, they will have to put up a second statue in braille.
Constipation even hurts for giants
Every 3 years, Rosie O'Donnell sheds her exoskeleton.
As he looked away her eyes said "NO" but her body said ASDTORHASKDCVNAIOSDHNFAKSHDFKASDFASDFNLJAS...
Semen art is getting big these days..
"Oh, you put your kid's macaroni art on the fridge? That's cool. My kid did THIS."
Sure, God may suck at the hiding part of the game... but he more than makes up for it at seeking
Dude, I think my thoughts are following me.
There was no doubt about it -- Dave won the bubble-blowing contest hands-down.
"Well sir, that's a pretty crummy igloo."
"Well I'm a pretty crummy eskimo."
Vanna White's Nightmare