Craptions Classics August 03, 2009

Sometimes dyslexia can just sneak up on you.


Other Craptions

Word Search has just taken it up a notch. Suck on it, Sudoku.

He's having a vowel movement.

To be in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act, they will have to put up a second statue in braille.


Constipation even hurts for giants

Every 3 years, Rosie O'Donnell sheds her exoskeleton.


As he looked away her eyes said "NO" but her body said ASDTORHASKDCVNAIOSDHNFAKSHDFKASDFASDFNLJAS...

Dunstin Checks Out

Semen art is getting big these days..


"Oh, you put your kid's macaroni art on the fridge? That's cool. My kid did THIS."


Sure, God may suck at the hiding part of the game... but he more than makes up for it at seeking


Dude, I think my thoughts are following me.


He's consonantipated.

There was no doubt about it -- Dave won the bubble-blowing contest hands-down.


"Well sir, that's a pretty crummy igloo." "Well I'm a pretty crummy eskimo."


Vanna White's Nightmare

Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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