Other Craptions

Word Search has just taken it up a notch. Suck on it, Sudoku.

He's having a vowel movement.

To be in compliance with the Americans with Disabilities Act, they will have to put up a second statue in braille.

Constipation even hurts for giants

Every 3 years, Rosie O'Donnell sheds her exoskeleton.

As he looked away her eyes said "NO" but her body said ASDTORHASKDCVNAIOSDHNFAKSHDFKASDFASDFNLJAS...

Semen art is getting big these days..

"Oh, you put your kid's macaroni art on the fridge? That's cool. My kid did THIS."

Sure, God may suck at the hiding part of the game... but he more than makes up for it at seeking

Dude, I think my thoughts are following me.

He's consonantipated.

There was no doubt about it -- Dave won the bubble-blowing contest hands-down.

"Well sir, that's a pretty crummy igloo." "Well I'm a pretty crummy eskimo."

Vanna White's Nightmare

James and the Giant Speech.

A surrealist sculpture by Salvadore Doily.

"The problem, Doc, is that I feel all empty inside."

A monument to fallen Scrabble players.

"You should build a two story, unique statue, he says! Everyone will show up to look at it, he says! 10 YEARS OF MY LIFE WASTED ON A FUCKING STATUE!"

A picture's worth a thousand words. A statue's worth a shitload of gibberish.

This decepticon transforms back into a notebook. For some reason kids don't think it's cool.

Sadly, I work with people with less personality than this

Charlotte's web has become increasingly more deceiving.

His ego gone in the brutal break-up, skip was a mere shell of his former self.

"...and he said 'Oh, blow it out your ass!' So I did!"

... and this Angel prevents pigeons from crapping on you.

It had me at "Spello."

"I like how the statue comments on the declining state of language in America." "I like how its shadow looks like testicles." "..."

Don't drink and create.

Hehehe. I'm so badass for hiding the word "fuck" in my statue. Now ladies will sleep with me for sure!

Before dedicating his life to fighting crime, Spiderman dabbled in modern art.

I find your position full of holes!

What retired snipers do in their spare time.

More kids started reading with the advent of the "If you don't read, words will form a giant monster and crush you" campaign.

"Where do I put my D-I-C-K?"

Honey, what age did you say this puzzle was reccommended for?

Oh Crap! Nick Cage escaped! Will someone PLEASE put him back in the Wicker Man? I don't want to have to endure a sequel.

some people are just so transparent

If you alphabetize this statue it will give you the DaVinci code.

Goliath Letterman.

Rejected by the other super heroes, Doily man sat outside the Hall of Justice and cried.

this is why you shouldnt have sex with books

... and this Angel keeps pigeons from crapping on you.

I told him to use sunscreen.

I don't understand why this one is called "Thou 'ART' Being Followed". Oh well, on to the next exhibit...

i spot holes in his approach...

It's all a puzzle to me.

finding the G spot has never been so hard

Not a hard man to read.