Other Craptions

When Timmy and Lassie both fell down the well, surgeons did the best they could.

He was too beautiful for this world.

"What's your rational explanation NOW, Scully?"

It's not that you can't play God, it's that you shouldn't.

The fourth Jonas Brother

Good luck finding another one that looks just like it before your kids get home from summer camp.

"Alright Little Susie, you want a doll for Christmas? THERE'S YOUR FUCKING DOLL! Stop crying and appreciate what daddy got for you!"

Oh that's cute; he's dreaming that he's running.

i can't decide whether to pet it, or stick my cock in..

that's so disturbing..that bouquet is hideous!

The Hangover 2: Bachelor Party at Dr. Moreau's.

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the tech- oh wait, we just have this raccoon. We're probably still good though.

How much is that WTF in the window?

Robin Williams announced the birth of a son today...

If you order in the next 20 minutes, because you know we can't do this all day, your dead hybrid ewok comes with a free TV and pot of flowers!!!

Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it woke was "Oh no, not again"

"I told you not to feed the dog people food!"

The elusive Sasquatch actually kind of sucked

The operation was a success, but the patient died.

Billy Mays here...

Goddamn it, Mancat! I told you to get off the table, didn't I? Now look what you made me do?

The intersection of furry porn and midget porn is not a pretty place.

Build-a-bear: Keith Richards edition.

Er, I'll just have the chicken.

Tablescape by Dr. Moreau.

Will it be out in time for Christmas?

Ever wanted to scare the shit out of your kids?Theres a doll for that

OH MY GOD!!! I have the same TV at home!

And thats not even the worst thing i have ever found in a box of cornflakes

CSI: ComiCon

Now put the flowers right there and... Ahhh perfect.

I feel a sudden urge to drop-kick it.

Lazy channel changer. I'm going back to using the remote.

Now now Sammy, I know your heart is in it, but not even Creationists are going to believe that this is the outcome of stem-cell research.

What the fuck is this! You can't have roses and daisies in the same bouquet!

It's just a shame that the day they found the missing link was also the day it died.

It's hard to be afraid, be very afraid when the experiment winds up so *cute*.

Whats that thing over there?!! Oh, its a TV.

Somewhere, M. Night Shyamalan just had an idea.

This is why I dont live next to the nuclear power plant.

Twilight's new Saturday morning cartoon spinoff: "Were-babies"

If I'm a vegan, can I eat it?

Yeah, I think I'll take the flowers...

If you thought it was embarrassing when Obama gave the Queen an iPod, wait'll you see what he gave Sarkozy.

Tim Burton's remake of gremlins was not his best work...

Child abuse, there's no excuse. Except when your kid looks like that.

The flowers look over their latest victim, proud of their accomplishment. The blue haired head hides behind the TV, but it is useless. The flowers ALWAYS find their prey.

oh, they might be cute when they're sleeping but the fucker'll rip yer throat out if he's startled!

Mick Jagger, what happened to you, man?