Other Craptions

He may slaughter you mercilessly, but DAMN, it will be refreshing!

The new mascot for Gladiatorade.

They may take our lives... but they'll never take OUR PEPSI!

Not even Brand Placement stopped the fall of the Roman Empire

He can cause a blue screen of death on a regular television. His grin causes ladies to flee in terror. He is the biggest nerd in the world. I dont always drink soda but when I do I prefer Pepsi.

You don't wanna know where the Dr. Pepper is.

The US Army has devised this new high-tech camouflage for hiding in the enemies fridge.

All this just to try to fight off the Kool-Aid man.

Wow Trojan Man seems to have forgotten what he's really supposed to advertise.

At football games, you get beer hats. At Comic-Con, you get this.

..and that's way you don't bet if you're not certain you'll win

"Madness? THIS IS SODA!"

Well, no I don't have THAT kind of six-pack.

Hurry --get some Mentos.

Wow, I had no idea they made chastity belts in different flavors.

"Well, I still don't like Pepsi, but I do feel much less conflicted about feeding this asshole to the lions."

The original Soda Jerk.

The bronze age gave way to the aluminium age.

You fool... I said King of the Jews! JEWS!

When in Rome, don't do as this guy does.

This is why Coke is #1.

He's been this way ever since his girlfriend, Sierra Mist, broke up with him.

The war in Iraq is officially over now. The American Gladiator is here.

Most homeless guys collect their cans in a shopping cart.

God bless those boys fighting the Cola Wars for us.

Don't let him open his mouth, for the love of God. Some big guy just shook him up!

Is it just me, or has product placement in movies gotten WAY out of hand?

You can do the Dew, but I don't think anyone will do him.

This is Aspartame!!

"I am Maximus Demidius Carbonatius, and I will have my deposit back . . . in this world or the next."

Behold the warrior who hath slain RC cola!

Laugh all you want, this set gives him +2 Defense and +3 on saving rolls.

This armor protects only his virginity.

If he loses again they'll throw him to the cheetahs at the Cheeto coliseum.

Well, at least you can recycle that costume and get 37 cents cash.

The sequel to the popular film "300", titled "300 Calories Per Serving", just totally betrayed the spirit of the original.

Stabbing this guy unleashes mouth-watering refreshment

Well it looks like we spent our entire advertising budget on the superbowl ad. Ideas anyone?

"This is madness!" "THIS! IS! SPONSORED!"

...and Mom was like, "you're 31 years old, I'm not making your costume." I was all, "Fuck you Mom, I'll make my own!" She's gonna be surprised when I get home for dinner.

He jousts the beer knight at noon.

It's not just a syntax error, dude...

Now THAT's how you land fat chicks!

Mom, why is this picture in my baby book? And where do I put my dick?

My question is, exactly what convention do you dress up like this for?

Mom, what's with this fucking baby book?

Not pictured: his family crying quietly at home.

"Mom, you don't need to worry. I'm spending all the checks you send me on very important things." "Like what, dear?" "Oh you know, gym shorts to work out, a bike helmet, Pepsi, the usual stuff!"

Which way to the Twilight Panel? I have some unfinished business to take care of...