Craptions Classics February 01, 2006

Whereas most other dogs turn away unwelcome visitors by growling and barking, Bobo preferred to levitate and stare at them until they went insane.

Linux fan

Other Craptions

We all have problems in our lives. Some of us suffer from depression, some of us are schizophrenic, and some of us are haunted by flying beagles that keep stealing our keys.

Polymphus

Some suggested he should have cremated Puddles, but Bill always loved balloons.

Nameless Shitless

Mitch realized his mistake too late. He'd thrown the dog, not the explosive.

Mulligan

"Stay the FUCK away from my wife!"

Pirate Si

"Go-go Gadget Beagle-launcher!"

Sophist

And so the world finally realised why Doug always kept his mouth closed.

SpitValve

Years later, Charlie would recreate Mr. Wonka's Fizzy Lifting Drink. Unfortunatly, his first test subject wasn't trained to respond to the command "Burp, Dammit!"

Ayers

No matter how many times it was described to him, Danny Solkov never got the game fetch quite right.

jammit

It was true that Mitch had a problem with priorities: though teaching his beagle to fly was certainly amazing, many argued that doing so before housetraining it had been an injudicious decision.

Okra

...And stay out!

Dog Lover

Despite a chronic iron shortage in Belarus, the Olympic hammer throwers still got in their weekly practice

EternalMind

WARNING: Objects in craptions are closer than they appear.

cs5

no animals were any less than FUCKING AWESOME, in the making of this picture.

chet
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