Mom, why is this picture in my Baby Book?
Politicians just can't stay out of trouble these days...
Yeah, but he totally makes all the financial decisions.
Thank God it's on a leash
I miss the walks that Mom and I used to have...
I think Justin and Denise are really bonding, don't you?
I would untag this on Facebook if I were you.
How embarrassing, I came to the party with an identical gimp.
See what happens when you don't spank your kids..
"And I would walk you 500 miles, and I would walk you 500 more, just to be the one who made you lick my boots while I call you a whore."
Not pictured: my erection
Mom, when is using repeating yesterday's top craption funny?
"Are you a dominatrix?" "No, I'm just yankin' yer chain."
Oh good, I see Dan O'Brien is finishing his next essay.