Other Craptions

Politicians just can't stay out of trouble these days...

Yeah, but he totally makes all the financial decisions.

Thank God it's on a leash

The Ex-Men

I miss the walks that Mom and I used to have...

I think Justin and Denise are really bonding, don't you?

I would untag this on Facebook if I were you.

How embarrassing, I came to the party with an identical gimp.

See what happens when you don't spank your kids..

"And I would walk you 500 miles, and I would walk you 500 more, just to be the one who made you lick my boots while I call you a whore."

Not pictured: my erection

Mom, when is using repeating yesterday's top craption funny?

"Are you a dominatrix?" "No, I'm just yankin' yer chain."

Oh good, I see Dan O'Brien is finishing his next essay.

So THAT'S where James Van Der Beek has been.

He is going to have some awfully weird tan lines.

I don't think I'm a fan of the "Who's the Boss?" remake.

That's Mom and Dad on there wedding day and this one is them on...their...honeymoon...oh god.

"The hardest part was keeping up with her motorcycle on the way over."

Are you sure we're dressed appropriately for Parents Night?

Bondage, James Bondage.

Yours for only $29.99.

Craigslist: the Movie!

See son? This is why we don't put turtleneck sweaters in the drier.

An abomination. God made Adam and Eve, not Madam and Slave.

"Excush me, whurrh hurrh phor thugh ghang bhang?"

This is what yesterday's photo was warning you about.

There are dog people and there are cat people... and then there are people people.

Darth Bitch

"Possessive? What do you mean she's possessive?! She just really loves me! Why won't you let me be happy?!"

In San Francisco, these people would be considered uptight right-wingers.

We just love her! The last babysitter was a little too strict.

I dropped a leash in a pond once and all I caught was a shoe.

The job interview? I think it went pretty well.

Must... Resist... Hitting... Head... Against... Keyboard. I come here voluntarily every day, after all.

Next time, don't tell her that the dress makes your wife look fat.

finally! someone to buy my apples!

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and sodomising men with my large black strap-on dildo. You know, usual girl stuff!

They make balloons for every occasion, don't they?

The 50th is gold, the 1st is paper, but which anniversary is his and hers corsets again?

That was one crazy Yom Kippur!

They should trade outfits.

I love my mom too...but bro...

It's hilarious to see these two try to pass airport security.

So Marcellus, are we cool?

It's a seeing eye sub

Remember, the safety word is Grufumfumph.

They're a little less orthodox than FedEx, but my packages are always on time.

How cute! Lady Gaga invited her parents to the show!