Other Craptions

If your cock keeps smacking you in the face, maybe Viagra isn't for you!

Dong On: Apply Directly to Forehead Dong On: Apply Directly to Forehead

In Japan, warning labels for prescription drugs are purposefully made confusing to thin out the population.

If the voices in your head are loud enough, take one of these.

Step one, remove pill from pack using psychic powers.

The other machine dispenses V8, apparently.

Caution, side effects may include crooked penis entering sun.... y'know what, just stop taking these

Pimp pills...your bitches will slap themselves!

The "night before" pill. For when you REALLY need a headache

Only Japan would market a face-palming machine.

Caution: Constant bombardment of catch-all Craption references to Matrix, Lost, Michael Bay, "where do I put my dick", e-Harmony, etc can cause seriously cranial discomfort up to, and including, death. If you show no symptoms of this epidemic (and t

"In case of tentacle rape please take two to prevent squidbillies."

I love the logo for "I can't believe it's not birth control!"

Warning: This sign is just as confused as you are.

Warning: Pills may cause head to sizzle.

Got stink lines? There's a pill for that.

So do I take the red one, then the blue one?

These pills are ANalgesic, not ANALgesic. They go in your mouth.

TENTACLE DATE RAPE DRUGS:APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD! TENTACLE DATE RAPE DRUGS:APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!

Step 1: Insert Yen...Step 2: Recieve pill...Step 3: Die for the Emperor

CAUTION: Fuck if we know

Good luck trying to get the pill out when you don't have a FUCKING HAND

You know... I'll just stick with the headache, thanks.

I support legalizing pot, but medicinal LSD? That's just not wise.

Huh-ro. Dwrug Hotrine.

OMG! I forgot Sunday...and he didn't pull out last night...

The other side of the machine features a dude holding a gun to his head and a torn condom.

You should see the graphics on the used panty machines.

Things just got a lot easier for Dr. Gregory House.

Birth control pills are great, but there's no reason to salute them!

"Oh no, only one space left in the two-tone parking lot!"

Telekinesis pills - you'll only need to pick up the first one.

Neo got very confused when Morpheus gave him all the choices available.

Beware: Salvadore Dali ahead.

Yeah, everytime I have a headache I wipe my head with my foot.

"I'm not saying it's bad to remind women to take the pill, I just don't see why you put it on the subway map."

So, you've decided to kill grandma.

Record-scratching DJs take lots of drugs. Like we needed a diagram to know that?

I stopped at Wendy's but she was getting a Happy Meal. So I had to Jack-in-her-Box.

I'm confused. We vote Yes or No for Proposition 82 if we Don't want Vampires to live among us?

I think, therefore I need heavy medication.

All pills in Japan are administered anally.

side affects may include FUCKING AWESOME LASER VISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and death

Introducing: The "I-Cant-Take-This-Shit" Machine

New morning after pill for men: Makes you forget everything.

The Obama health plan.

Dr. Mario's wife hated children, so he turned to the annihilation of germs.

Miagra: because sometimes love is a big fuckin' headache.

Translation: In the event your sock puppet is whispering terrible things in your ear remove one pill and consume happily.