Craptions Classics July 30, 2009

Mom, why is this picture in my Baby Book?

Ozweego

Other Craptions

If your cock keeps smacking you in the face, maybe Viagra isn't for you!

bryp777

Dong On: Apply Directly to Forehead Dong On: Apply Directly to Forehead

jtklove

In Japan, warning labels for prescription drugs are purposefully made confusing to thin out the population.

ChaseMitchell

If the voices in your head are loud enough, take one of these.

sish2000

Step one, remove pill from pack using psychic powers.

Jmasley1

The other machine dispenses V8, apparently.

CavalierX

Caution, side effects may include crooked penis entering sun.... y'know what, just stop taking these

bobboringbaker

Pimp pills...your bitches will slap themselves!

Zounds!

The "night before" pill. For when you REALLY need a headache

mrbass208

Only Japan would market a face-palming machine.

CavalierX

Caution: Constant bombardment of catch-all Craption references to Matrix, Lost, Michael Bay, "where do I put my dick", e-Harmony, etc can cause seriously cranial discomfort up to, and including, death. If you show no symptoms of this epidemic (and t

HUMLY

"In case of tentacle rape please take two to prevent squidbillies."

MourningStar

I love the logo for "I can't believe it's not birth control!"

Versus

Warning: This sign is just as confused as you are.

Jeff Kelly
Choosing to "Like" Cracked has no side effects, so what's the worst that could happen?

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